Turtles cant fly - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tekaweni · 10-26-2003, 06:13 AM

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, and thuds heavily into the ground.

After recovering consciousness, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps from the top waving his front legs, and thuds into the ground again.

The little turtle resolutely does this over and over.

A couple of birds sitting on a branch look at the turtle with pained expressions. Finally the female bird can take no more and says to the male: "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little Timmy he's adopted"

Tarn · 10-26-2003, 04:01 PM

bbbuuhhhh bbbuhhhh !!!!! real bad

TerresqueÜ · 10-26-2003, 06:52 PM

Noooooo groooooooooan!

majik_6 · 10-26-2003, 09:33 PM

Oh my...that was interesting!

I must admit, I actually laughed pretty hard at that one.

zaiaz · 11-04-2003, 07:31 AM

woot the fuck!

Gortexfogg · 11-04-2003, 07:59 AM

Poor little Timmy...

icy_ca · 11-04-2003, 11:09 AM

ouch, my sides hurt...

izzzzy · 11-04-2003, 11:56 AM

good one tekaweni. hows the weather in london ? it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here .

Keg-o-Grog · 11-06-2003, 06:04 AM

WEEEE TURTLEEEESSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10-26-2003, 06:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Turtles cant fly A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, and thuds heavily into the ground. After recovering consciousness, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps from the top waving his front legs, and thuds into the ground again. The little turtle resolutely does this over and over. A couple of birds sitting on a branch look at the turtle with pained expressions. Finally the female bird can take no more and says to the male: "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little Timmy he's adopted" __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-26-2003, 06:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Noooooo groooooooooan! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-26-2003, 09:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	Oh my...that was interesting! I must admit, I actually laughed pretty hard at that one. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

11-04-2003, 07:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	woot the fuck! __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

11-04-2003, 11:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	ouch, my sides hurt... __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

10-26-2003, 04:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	bbbuuhhhh bbbuhhhh !!!!! real bad

11-04-2003, 07:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Poor little Timmy...

11-04-2003, 11:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	good one tekaweni. hows the weather in london ? it's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here .

11-06-2003, 06:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	WEEEE TURTLEEEESSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.