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abelak 10-09-2003 04:01 AM

His/Her Thoughts
 
I came across this joke on the net and laughed so hard that I had to post it here:-

HER SIDE OF THE STORY
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn't say anything about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to someplace intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me?
I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him but didn't, so I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
Played badly today --- shot 97 - - -can't putt for shit! Felt kind of tired.
Got laid though.

tekaweni 10-09-2003 04:11 AM

heh heh, so true! Thanks.

Regziever 10-09-2003 05:01 AM

hehehehe!! Awesome!! Man that's both funny and true!

Akira 10-09-2003 04:56 PM

It's true I would never be thinking like a women if something similar ever happened.

StormBerlin 10-09-2003 09:43 PM

That is so true. :) Reminds me of myself.

Silverbrain 10-09-2003 10:15 PM

cute. made me laugh

Sleepyjack 10-10-2003 06:14 AM

i've seen that one before, but with reference to england losing the world cup semi final to brazil 2-1, i think?

good one though, could replace any bad sporting event there and the jokes a winner.

fizzledorf 10-10-2003 06:26 AM

the ones you can sort of relate to are always the funniest!

Redlemon 10-10-2003 06:51 AM

Truth.

Gortexfogg 10-10-2003 07:12 AM

Hahaha...good one!

twotimesadingo 10-10-2003 07:23 AM

Kinda sad, don't you think?

I didn't even laugh at this one, 'cause communication problems always annoy me, even when they're someone else's...

soccerchamp76 10-10-2003 05:58 PM

Pretty damn funny and oh so true.

Sticker 10-10-2003 07:09 PM

haha! quality..

analog 10-15-2003 01:19 AM

LMFAO... "got laid though"

GSRIDER 10-15-2003 09:30 AM

If only we men opened up and shared our true feelings.....

weasel519 10-29-2003 12:57 PM

haha thats great!

bravo49 11-02-2003 10:56 AM

Bin there. dun it

zaiaz 11-04-2003 06:45 AM

My kinda guy.

jvwgtr 11-04-2003 11:38 AM

One day they'll realize we're not nearly as complicated as they think.

Keg-o-Grog 11-06-2003 06:06 AM

man


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