Joke of the Day - September 16 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-16-2003, 02:17 AM

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

God of Thunder · 09-16-2003, 04:17 AM

You owe me a new monitor.

But then again, I shouldn't be drinking Mountain Dew this early at work.

Thanks

Offler · 09-16-2003, 08:08 AM

I've heard it before, but it's a funny one. =)

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 10:03 AM

that was a good one!!!

dragon2fire · 09-16-2003, 10:59 AM

that is great

got a laugh out of me

Silverbrain · 09-16-2003, 11:50 AM

Good one )

Shpoop · 09-16-2003, 02:49 PM

yea thanks for the joke, never heard it before, funny!

hawkeye · 09-16-2003, 05:59 PM

BURN!! that was good.

hotzot · 09-16-2003, 06:47 PM

very funny!

loganmule · 09-16-2003, 06:49 PM

great joke of the day, JD, sets the bar for the rest to follow

slant eyes · 09-16-2003, 11:15 PM

i think it's a repost, but still funny

Stare At The Sun · 09-17-2003, 08:22 PM

took me like a second to get, lol, but funny

Mantus · 09-17-2003, 10:43 PM

LIked that one

Seanathan03 · 09-18-2003, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dragon2fire
that is great

got a laugh out of me

bbbbbb555 · 09-19-2003, 01:49 PM

good one

Dunta · 09-20-2003, 07:42 AM

pretty funny

09-16-2003, 02:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - September 16 An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No". The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

09-16-2003, 04:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	You owe me a new monitor. But then again, I shouldn't be drinking Mountain Dew this early at work. Thanks __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-16-2003, 08:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Offler Psycho	I've heard it before, but it's a funny one. =) __________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

09-16-2003, 10:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	that was a good one!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-16-2003, 11:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

09-16-2003, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	that is great got a laugh out of me

09-16-2003, 02:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea thanks for the joke, never heard it before, funny!

09-16-2003, 05:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	BURN!! that was good. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-16-2003, 06:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very funny! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

09-16-2003, 06:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	great joke of the day, JD, sets the bar for the rest to follow

09-16-2003, 11:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	i think it's a repost, but still funny __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

09-17-2003, 08:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	took me like a second to get, lol, but funny

09-17-2003, 10:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	LIked that one

09-19-2003, 01:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
bbbbbb555 Crazy Location: New Orleans	good one

09-20-2003, 07:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Dunta Tilted	pretty funny