Joke of the Day - September 16
 

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

You owe me a new monitor.

But then again, I shouldn't be drinking Mountain Dew this early at work.


Thanks

I've heard it before, but it's a funny one. =)

that was a good one!!!

that is great

got a laugh out of me

Good one )

yea thanks for the joke, never heard it before, funny!

BURN!! that was good.

very funny!

great joke of the day, JD, sets the bar for the rest to follow

i think it's a repost, but still funny

took me like a second to get, lol, but funny

LIked that one

good one

pretty funny