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JadziaDax 09-16-2003 02:17 AM

Joke of the Day - September 16
 
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

God of Thunder 09-16-2003 04:17 AM

You owe me a new monitor.

But then again, I shouldn't be drinking Mountain Dew this early at work.


Thanks

Offler 09-16-2003 08:08 AM

I've heard it before, but it's a funny one. =)

Midlandmadman 09-16-2003 10:03 AM

that was a good one!!!

dragon2fire 09-16-2003 10:59 AM

that is great

got a laugh out of me

Silverbrain 09-16-2003 11:50 AM

Good one )

Shpoop 09-16-2003 02:49 PM

yea thanks for the joke, never heard it before, funny!

hawkeye 09-16-2003 05:59 PM

BURN!! that was good.

hotzot 09-16-2003 06:47 PM

very funny!

loganmule 09-16-2003 06:49 PM

great joke of the day, JD, sets the bar for the rest to follow

slant eyes 09-16-2003 11:15 PM

i think it's a repost, but still funny

Stare At The Sun 09-17-2003 08:22 PM

took me like a second to get, lol, but funny

Mantus 09-17-2003 10:43 PM

LIked that one

Seanathan03 09-18-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dragon2fire
that is great

got a laugh out of me


bbbbbb555 09-19-2003 01:49 PM

good one

Dunta 09-20-2003 07:42 AM

pretty funny


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