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Tarn · 09-19-2003, 01:37 AM

After the annual xMas party John woke up with a pounding headache, completely unable to recall the events of the previous night. After an unsteady trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way down stairs, where his wife had put on a pot of coffee for him.
"Darling," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night, was it as bad as it could have been?"
"Even worse," she told him, "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors. You insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"Well he's an arrogant, self-centered prick. I wouldn't bother pissing on him."
"You did. All over his suit and he fired you!"
"Well fuck him!" said John.
"I did, darling. You go back to work Monday."

itchy93 · 09-19-2003, 08:30 AM

heh; I don't know if I'd be pissed or thankful.... probably pissed, actually.

Itchy93

Stare At The Sun · 09-19-2003, 10:10 AM

LOL

I would just cock my head to the side and be like "..."

Good joke though

Flesh · 09-19-2003, 10:34 AM

haha, good joke

blaze · 09-19-2003, 05:32 PM

haha nice joke. I dont think I'd want a slut of a wife like that though.

Dunta · 09-20-2003, 07:09 AM

That one was pretty good. That was pretty nice of her to get his job back though. lol

09-19-2003, 01:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	What a good wife ! After the annual xMas party John woke up with a pounding headache, completely unable to recall the events of the previous night. After an unsteady trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way down stairs, where his wife had put on a pot of coffee for him. "Darling," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night, was it as bad as it could have been?" "Even worse," she told him, "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors. You insulted the chairman of the company to his face." "Well he's an arrogant, self-centered prick. I wouldn't bother pissing on him." "You did. All over his suit and he fired you!" "Well fuck him!" said John. "I did, darling. You go back to work Monday."

09-19-2003, 08:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	heh; I don't know if I'd be pissed or thankful.... probably pissed, actually. Itchy93 __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

09-19-2003, 10:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOL I would just cock my head to the side and be like "..." Good joke though

09-19-2003, 10:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, good joke

09-19-2003, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	haha nice joke. I dont think I'd want a slut of a wife like that though.

09-20-2003, 07:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dunta Tilted	That one was pretty good. That was pretty nice of her to get his job back though. lol