Changing a light bulb - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-12-2003, 01:51 AM

Q: How many Scholars in Observation does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I don't know. There are a bunch of 'em in the room, but it's still too dark to count.

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Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What do you mean by "light bulb?" Is it lit? How old is it? What color is...? How high...? Who...? Is it legal?

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Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ah man...! Hey guys, what comes after seven?

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Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"

A: I don't know, but I'd like to talk about it.

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A: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"

Q: Old Sages don't change light bulbs. We sit around by candlelight discussing which light bulb is the best until a Warriors comes along and changes it for us, muttering something about 'useless tongue-wagging'.

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Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"

A: Depends on how you define "change."

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Q: How many Servers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Already taken care of. More tea? A pillow for your neck? How's the temperature in here for you, okay?

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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. And the Priest will see to it that the light bulb really *wants* to change.

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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, and they will preach to you until you *see the light*!

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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, and they've already gotten the warriors to do it for them.

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Q. How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, we use the light within....it never burns out

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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but wouldn't it look nicer if you changed the whole fixture? Or perhaps knock out a wall to let in the natural light?

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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, one to design the lampshade, one to re-cover the furniture, one to choose new wallpaper, another to hang new drapes, another to select new carpet, one to chose the music....there must be more ... What? You mean *only* wanted a new light bulb?!

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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It may take only one, or it may take quite a few, but chances are when an Artisan finally gets around to changing that light bulb the white shirt you are wearing is going to look purple.

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Q: How many <fill in the blank> does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:
Server: 1 can do it, and do it well!! Anytime, anywhere!!
Warriors: a) None — though we see lots of strategic approaches for changing light-bulbs and how to best defend the abused light-bulbs ...
b) I'll do it - I'm already on my ladder ...
Artisan: a) 1 can do it, and perhaps fit another 50 bulbs into the same socket, complete with artistic weaving patterns, etc.
b) Talk about using a paper-clip as a light-bulb, if anyone can do that, he/she has to be an Artisan.
Priest: 1 and we need 100 others to carry out the ritual.
King: None — you only report to them

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Q: How many fragments of Michael's entity does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. All is choice, the bulb decided it was time to cycle off, and we support it with our guidance and love.

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Q: How many Transcendental Souls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but they don't change it, they heal the old one.

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Q: How many Infinite Souls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, the light bulb blew because the Infinite Soul was trying come through it to start with.

Keg-o-Grog · 09-12-2003, 02:03 AM

i like your boobies,
are they yours?

japzster · 09-12-2003, 10:44 PM

How many irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink till the room spins.

hawkeye · 09-12-2003, 11:25 PM

hmm. how to change a lightbulb in the ADnD universe. classic, thanks JadziaDax.

bravo49 · 09-13-2003, 01:09 AM

I've heard better

Flesh · 09-13-2003, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by japzster
How many irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink till the room spins.

hahaah!

JadziaDax · 09-13-2003, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bravo49
I've heard better

but you've never read the rules of the Tilted Humor forum.

I'd go back and read them right now if I were you.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=&threadid=169

japzster · 09-13-2003, 08:57 PM

Here's another one i thought was good

Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.

scansinboy · 09-13-2003, 11:18 PM

Funny (since we're in the humor forum, funny indeed) how the Mods tell you to follow the rules of the forum, but then seem not to follow themselves, specifically,

Quote:

No repeats. Please use the "search this forum" box before posting to make sure it hasn't been done before. Use the punchline or a phrase from the joke to complete your search.

like, I don't know, let's say, this thread for example, <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19083">Post your Lightbulb jokes here.</a>

Just some good natured ribbing, (Nudge Nudge, wink wink, say no more...)

Please don't ban me.

warrrreagl · 09-15-2003, 11:44 AM

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to swap the bulb, and two to sing a folk song about it.

09-12-2003, 01:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Changing a light bulb Q: How many Scholars in Observation does it take to change a light bulb? A: I don't know. There are a bunch of 'em in the room, but it's still too dark to count. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb? A: What do you mean by "light bulb?" Is it lit? How old is it? What color is...? How high...? Who...? Is it legal? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ah man...! Hey guys, what comes after seven? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" A: I don't know, but I'd like to talk about it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" Q: Old Sages don't change light bulbs. We sit around by candlelight discussing which light bulb is the best until a Warriors comes along and changes it for us, muttering something about 'useless tongue-wagging'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" A: Depends on how you define "change." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Servers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Already taken care of. More tea? A pillow for your neck? How's the temperature in here for you, okay? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. And the Priest will see to it that the light bulb really wants to change. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, and they will preach to you until you see the light! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, and they've already gotten the warriors to do it for them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, we use the light within....it never burns out -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but wouldn't it look nicer if you changed the whole fixture? Or perhaps knock out a wall to let in the natural light? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, one to design the lampshade, one to re-cover the furniture, one to choose new wallpaper, another to hang new drapes, another to select new carpet, one to chose the music....there must be more ... What? You mean only wanted a new light bulb?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: It may take only one, or it may take quite a few, but chances are when an Artisan finally gets around to changing that light bulb the white shirt you are wearing is going to look purple. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many <fill in the blank> does it take to change a light bulb? Answers: Server: 1 can do it, and do it well!! Anytime, anywhere!! Warriors: a) None — though we see lots of strategic approaches for changing light-bulbs and how to best defend the abused light-bulbs ... b) I'll do it - I'm already on my ladder ... Artisan: a) 1 can do it, and perhaps fit another 50 bulbs into the same socket, complete with artistic weaving patterns, etc. b) Talk about using a paper-clip as a light-bulb, if anyone can do that, he/she has to be an Artisan. Priest: 1 and we need 100 others to carry out the ritual. King: None — you only report to them -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many fragments of Michael's entity does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. All is choice, the bulb decided it was time to cycle off, and we support it with our guidance and love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Transcendental Souls does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but they don't change it, they heal the old one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Infinite Souls does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the light bulb blew because the Infinite Soul was trying come through it to start with.

09-12-2003, 02:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	i like your boobies, are they yours? __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

09-12-2003, 11:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	hmm. how to change a lightbulb in the ADnD universe. classic, thanks JadziaDax. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-15-2003, 11:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to swap the bulb, and two to sing a folk song about it. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

09-12-2003, 10:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
japzster Upright	How many irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink till the room spins.

09-13-2003, 01:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	I've heard better

09-13-2003, 08:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
japzster Upright	Here's another one i thought was good Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.