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Changing a light bulb
Q: How many Scholars in Observation does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't know. There are a bunch of 'em in the room, but it's still too dark to count.
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Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What do you mean by "light bulb?" Is it lit? How old is it? What color is...? How high...? Who...? Is it legal?
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Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ah man...! Hey guys, what comes after seven?
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Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"
A: I don't know, but I'd like to talk about it.
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A: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"
Q: Old Sages don't change light bulbs. We sit around by candlelight discussing which light bulb is the best until a Warriors comes along and changes it for us, muttering something about 'useless tongue-wagging'.
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Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?"
A: Depends on how you define "change."
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Q: How many Servers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Already taken care of. More tea? A pillow for your neck? How's the temperature in here for you, okay?
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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. And the Priest will see to it that the light bulb really *wants* to change.
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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, and they will preach to you until you *see the light*!
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Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, and they've already gotten the warriors to do it for them.
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Q. How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, we use the light within....it never burns out
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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but wouldn't it look nicer if you changed the whole fixture? Or perhaps knock out a wall to let in the natural light?
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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, one to design the lampshade, one to re-cover the furniture, one to choose new wallpaper, another to hang new drapes, another to select new carpet, one to chose the music....there must be more ... What? You mean *only* wanted a new light bulb?!
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Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It may take only one, or it may take quite a few, but chances are when an Artisan finally gets around to changing that light bulb the white shirt you are wearing is going to look purple.
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Q: How many <fill in the blank> does it take to change a light bulb?
Answers:
Server: 1 can do it, and do it well!! Anytime, anywhere!!
Warriors: a) None — though we see lots of strategic approaches for changing light-bulbs and how to best defend the abused light-bulbs ...
b) I'll do it - I'm already on my ladder ...
Artisan: a) 1 can do it, and perhaps fit another 50 bulbs into the same socket, complete with artistic weaving patterns, etc.
b) Talk about using a paper-clip as a light-bulb, if anyone can do that, he/she has to be an Artisan.
Priest: 1 and we need 100 others to carry out the ritual.
King: None — you only report to them
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Q: How many fragments of Michael's entity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All is choice, the bulb decided it was time to cycle off, and we support it with our guidance and love.
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Q: How many Transcendental Souls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but they don't change it, they heal the old one.
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Q: How many Infinite Souls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the light bulb blew because the Infinite Soul was trying come through it to start with.
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