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Changing a light bulb
Q: How many Scholars in Observation does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't know. There are a bunch of 'em in the room, but it's still too dark to count. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb? A: What do you mean by "light bulb?" Is it lit? How old is it? What color is...? How high...? Who...? Is it legal? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Scholars does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ah man...! Hey guys, what comes after seven? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" A: I don't know, but I'd like to talk about it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" Q: Old Sages don't change light bulbs. We sit around by candlelight discussing which light bulb is the best until a Warriors comes along and changes it for us, muttering something about 'useless tongue-wagging'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: "How many Sages does it takes to change a light bulb?" A: Depends on how you define "change." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Servers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Already taken care of. More tea? A pillow for your neck? How's the temperature in here for you, okay? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. And the Priest will see to it that the light bulb really *wants* to change. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, and they will preach to you until you *see the light*! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, and they've already gotten the warriors to do it for them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How many Priests does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, we use the light within....it never burns out -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but wouldn't it look nicer if you changed the whole fixture? Or perhaps knock out a wall to let in the natural light? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, one to design the lampshade, one to re-cover the furniture, one to choose new wallpaper, another to hang new drapes, another to select new carpet, one to chose the music....there must be more ... What? You mean *only* wanted a new light bulb?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Artisans does it take to change a light bulb? A: It may take only one, or it may take quite a few, but chances are when an Artisan finally gets around to changing that light bulb the white shirt you are wearing is going to look purple. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many <fill in the blank> does it take to change a light bulb? Answers: Server: 1 can do it, and do it well!! Anytime, anywhere!! Warriors: a) None — though we see lots of strategic approaches for changing light-bulbs and how to best defend the abused light-bulbs ... b) I'll do it - I'm already on my ladder ... Artisan: a) 1 can do it, and perhaps fit another 50 bulbs into the same socket, complete with artistic weaving patterns, etc. b) Talk about using a paper-clip as a light-bulb, if anyone can do that, he/she has to be an Artisan. Priest: 1 and we need 100 others to carry out the ritual. King: None — you only report to them -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many fragments of Michael's entity does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. All is choice, the bulb decided it was time to cycle off, and we support it with our guidance and love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Transcendental Souls does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but they don't change it, they heal the old one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How many Infinite Souls does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the light bulb blew because the Infinite Soul was trying come through it to start with. |
i like your boobies,
are they yours? :icare: |
How many irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink till the room spins. |
hmm. how to change a lightbulb in the ADnD universe. classic, thanks JadziaDax.
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I'd go back and read them right now if I were you. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=&threadid=169 |
Here's another one i thought was good ;)
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. |
Funny (since we're in the humor forum, funny indeed) how the Mods tell you to follow the rules of the forum, but then seem not to follow themselves, specifically,
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:D Just some good natured ribbing, (Nudge Nudge, wink wink, say no more...) Please don't ban me. |
Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to swap the bulb, and two to sing a folk song about it. |
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