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TIO · 09-02-2003, 10:36 AM

I think I told this to every single person I met when I was 8. Apologies in advance

A doctor has a bit of a stressful job, and the hero of our story liked to go down to his local watering hole at the end of each day, and unwind by drinking an almond daquiri, and talking to the barman, Dick. One day, he went down to the local and ordered his daquiri, but when dick went to make it, he found that he was out of almonds, so he used hickory nuts instead. He gave it to the doctor, who took a sip, and asked, "Is this an almond daquiri, Dick?"
To which the barman replied, "No, it's a hickory daquiri, doc!"

Blistex · 09-02-2003, 11:06 AM

This joke is so bad that I have decided to take up the priesthood so as to never hear another one again!

Goomba · 09-02-2003, 03:54 PM

Where is the joke..?

Stare At The Sun · 09-02-2003, 07:28 PM

hickory dickory dock...^^

bad joke dude..bad joke...

Root_Beer_Man · 09-02-2003, 07:32 PM

lame...but almost funny at the same time...almost. Thanks UnlikedOne...i didnt get it myself

loganmule · 09-02-2003, 09:04 PM

If I were still eight years old and not beaucoup more than that, I'd be laughing my butt off instead of shaking my head

merkerguitars · 09-02-2003, 10:43 PM

Lol....thats kinda lame...but it did make me smile

Latch · 09-03-2003, 08:45 AM

That joke had so much potential w/ a bartender named Dick and him playing with nuts....

... but that (clean) punchline was still good hehe.

KellyC · 09-06-2003, 11:16 PM

groannnnnnn....ughhhhh

prb · 09-09-2003, 10:00 AM

Bad jokes are sometimes funny. This one made me smile.

09-02-2003, 10:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Old favourite I think I told this to every single person I met when I was 8. Apologies in advance A doctor has a bit of a stressful job, and the hero of our story liked to go down to his local watering hole at the end of each day, and unwind by drinking an almond daquiri, and talking to the barman, Dick. One day, he went down to the local and ordered his daquiri, but when dick went to make it, he found that he was out of almonds, so he used hickory nuts instead. He gave it to the doctor, who took a sip, and asked, "Is this an almond daquiri, Dick?" To which the barman replied, "No, it's a hickory daquiri, doc!" __________________ Strewth

09-02-2003, 07:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	lame...but almost funny at the same time...almost. Thanks UnlikedOne...i didnt get it myself __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-02-2003, 10:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Lol....thats kinda lame...but it did make me smile __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

09-06-2003, 11:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	groannnnnnn....ughhhhh __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-02-2003, 11:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	This joke is so bad that I have decided to take up the priesthood so as to never hear another one again!

09-02-2003, 03:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Goomba Tilted	Where is the joke..?

09-02-2003, 07:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	hickory dickory dock...^^ bad joke dude..bad joke...

09-02-2003, 09:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	If I were still eight years old and not beaucoup more than that, I'd be laughing my butt off instead of shaking my head

09-03-2003, 08:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	That joke had so much potential w/ a bartender named Dick and him playing with nuts.... ... but that (clean) punchline was still good hehe.

09-09-2003, 10:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
prb Psycho	Bad jokes are sometimes funny. This one made me smile.