Old favourite
 

I think I told this to every single person I met when I was 8. Apologies in advance :)

A doctor has a bit of a stressful job, and the hero of our story liked to go down to his local watering hole at the end of each day, and unwind by drinking an almond daquiri, and talking to the barman, Dick. One day, he went down to the local and ordered his daquiri, but when dick went to make it, he found that he was out of almonds, so he used hickory nuts instead. He gave it to the doctor, who took a sip, and asked, "Is this an almond daquiri, Dick?"
To which the barman replied, "No, it's a hickory daquiri, doc!"

This joke is so bad that I have decided to take up the priesthood so as to never hear another one again!

Where is the joke..?

hickory dickory dock...^^

bad joke dude..bad joke...:)

lame...but almost funny at the same time...almost. Thanks UnlikedOne...i didnt get it myself :)

If I were still eight years old and not beaucoup more than that, I'd be laughing my butt off instead of shaking my head

Lol....thats kinda lame...but it did make me smile :)

That joke had so much potential w/ a bartender named Dick and him playing with nuts....

... but that (clean) punchline was still good hehe.

groannnnnnn....ughhhhh

Bad jokes are sometimes funny. This one made me smile.