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Brewmaniac · 08-25-2003, 05:20 PM

______ Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
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______ 1. All the DNA is the same.
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______ 2. There are no dental records.

Tiger69z · 08-25-2003, 05:56 PM

Haha so There's no teeth either!

funny =)

PerfectStranger · 08-25-2003, 09:32 PM

Heh, not bad. Got a chuckle out of me. Maybe thats because I'm sleepy, though

Dilbert1234567 · 08-25-2003, 09:32 PM

great

GarthInPittsburgh · 08-27-2003, 10:32 AM

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Uppercut his sister...

Midlandmadman · 08-27-2003, 10:43 AM

Lets turn this redneck thread up a notch......

How did the redneck sister know her mom was on the rag??? She tasted the blood off her brothers cock.

I know its bad!!!!

gfandy · 08-27-2003, 12:43 PM

Here's an oldie ...

Two rednecks are walking down the road. They come across a dog licking his balls.
"Boy I wish I could do that." says one
"Well, maybe if you pet him real nice." replies the other. ...

Happyland · 08-27-2003, 12:47 PM

Why did a redneck invent the toothbrush?

I anyone else would have invented it we'd call it a teethbrush.

loganmule · 08-28-2003, 08:04 PM

looks like we have the potential for a redneck thread...all are worth at least a chuckle, and the surface has barely been scratched:

What does a redneck girl put behing her ears to attract boys? Her ankles.

queedo · 08-28-2003, 09:43 PM

very funny stuff

PayUp · 08-30-2003, 04:23 PM

the redneck gene pool is not very deep

hotzot · 08-30-2003, 07:49 PM

got me to laugh!

08-25-2003, 05:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Redneck Murder ______ Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder ______ ______ ______ ______ 1. All the DNA is the same. ______ ______ ______ ______ 2. There are no dental records. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-25-2003, 09:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	great __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

08-27-2003, 10:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
GarthInPittsburgh Crazy	How do you circumsize a redneck? Uppercut his sister... __________________ i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

08-27-2003, 10:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Lets turn this redneck thread up a notch...... How did the redneck sister know her mom was on the rag??? She tasted the blood off her brothers cock. I know its bad!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-27-2003, 12:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	Why did a redneck invent the toothbrush? I anyone else would have invented it we'd call it a teethbrush. __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-25-2003, 05:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha so There's no teeth either! funny =)

08-25-2003, 09:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
PerfectStranger Banned Location: The cold section of Hell.	Heh, not bad. Got a chuckle out of me. Maybe thats because I'm sleepy, though

08-27-2003, 12:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Here's an oldie ... Two rednecks are walking down the road. They come across a dog licking his balls. "Boy I wish I could do that." says one "Well, maybe if you pet him real nice." replies the other. ...

08-28-2003, 08:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	looks like we have the potential for a redneck thread...all are worth at least a chuckle, and the surface has barely been scratched: What does a redneck girl put behing her ears to attract boys? Her ankles.

08-28-2003, 09:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	very funny stuff __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

08-30-2003, 04:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	the redneck gene pool is not very deep __________________ Born to Lose.

08-30-2003, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got me to laugh! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!