Redneck Murder
 

______ Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
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______ 1. All the DNA is the same.
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______ 2. There are no dental records.

Haha so There's no teeth either!

funny =)

Heh, not bad. Got a chuckle out of me. Maybe thats because I'm sleepy, though :crazy:

great

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Uppercut his sister...

Lets turn this redneck thread up a notch......


How did the redneck sister know her mom was on the rag??? She tasted the blood off her brothers cock.


I know its bad!!!!

Here's an oldie ...

Two rednecks are walking down the road. They come across a dog licking his balls.
"Boy I wish I could do that." says one
"Well, maybe if you pet him real nice." replies the other. ...

Why did a redneck invent the toothbrush?


I anyone else would have invented it we'd call it a teethbrush.

looks like we have the potential for a redneck thread...all are worth at least a chuckle, and the surface has barely been scratched:

What does a redneck girl put behing her ears to attract boys? Her ankles.

very funny stuff

the redneck gene pool is not very deep

got me to laugh!