Joke of the Day - August 29 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-29-2003, 07:33 AM

Q. Is this really your third marriage?

A. Sure is.

Q.What happened to your first two wives?

A. They died.

Q. How did your first wife die?

A. She ate some poisonous mushrooms.

Q. What about your second wife?

A. She died from a severe skull fracture.

Q. How did she get a skull fracture?

A. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

Regziever · 08-29-2003, 09:23 AM

Lol!!! Thats horrible; but still funny!

Arc101 · 08-29-2003, 09:49 AM

Like it !

obelix · 08-29-2003, 05:35 PM

Happyland · 08-29-2003, 09:17 PM

That just seems to work out exceptionally well with your qoute there. Maybe I'm just weird.

bravo49 · 08-30-2003, 12:42 AM

Oldie but goldie

legolas · 08-30-2003, 04:41 AM

hahaha never heard it

Root_Beer_Man · 08-30-2003, 03:44 PM

HAHA SUCKER!!!! lol thats a good one

crackpot · 08-30-2003, 06:32 PM

Heh heh, nice one. Thanks Jadz.

arnie · 08-31-2003, 02:36 AM

with any luck he'll be out in 10 years for good behavior!!!

08-29-2003, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 29 Q. Is this really your third marriage? A. Sure is. Q.What happened to your first two wives? A. They died. Q. How did your first wife die? A. She ate some poisonous mushrooms. Q. What about your second wife? A. She died from a severe skull fracture. Q. How did she get a skull fracture? A. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

08-29-2003, 09:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!!! Thats horrible; but still funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-29-2003, 05:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	hah __________________ no substance

08-29-2003, 09:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	That just seems to work out exceptionally well with your qoute there. Maybe I'm just weird. __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-30-2003, 04:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	hahaha never heard it __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-29-2003, 09:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Like it !

08-30-2003, 12:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Oldie but goldie

08-30-2003, 03:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA SUCKER!!!! lol thats a good one __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-30-2003, 06:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Heh heh, nice one. Thanks Jadz.

08-31-2003, 02:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
arnie Crazy	with any luck he'll be out in 10 years for good behavior!!!