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uncle phil · 08-12-2003, 04:23 AM

EMOTICONS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where

means a smile and

is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lopsided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb ass

slant eyes · 08-12-2003, 09:12 AM

oh yeah? well, (_x_), you stupid (!), your manners tell tales that your mom had an (_O_), so why don't you leave this (_?_) alone, and be a (_o^^o_) on your own time!

great emoticons, love them. good job. oh, and hope you didn't take offense to the above, that was the other voice in my head speaking.

ssander9 · 08-12-2003, 02:43 PM

(_X_)

TerresqueÜ · 08-12-2003, 02:45 PM

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That was really great!!!

Thanks a lot Phil

Memphis · 08-12-2003, 02:59 PM

Loved 'em!

Never have too many emoticons!

killerjoejoe · 08-12-2003, 08:47 PM

Lol....MSN here I come

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 01:26 PM

>_< look how hard i can squint my eyes

iktoweya · 08-18-2003, 04:13 PM

Shpoop · 08-18-2003, 04:56 PM

reminds me of the section of emoticons in dave barry's "in cyberspace"

if no one has read that then i guess ill post some here later

mastboy4 · 08-19-2003, 07:23 PM

^_^ happy to see some ass

ratbastid · 08-20-2003, 07:20 AM

(*Y*)   (.Y.)   (*Y*)   (.Y.)   (*Y*)   (.Y.)

Bouncy Boobies.

<b>Edit: What am I, <i>twelve</i>?

</b>

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:57 PM

lol, thats great, my g/f loved it too

Patrenka · 08-20-2003, 11:02 PM

( . ) ( . )
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Do you like my woman???

Patrenka · 08-20-2003, 11:41 PM

( . ) ( . )
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Do you like my woman???

AARRGGHHHHH! It didn't stay together right when I sent it. I'm trying again. If it doesn't work this time............Forget about it!

JBX · 08-21-2003, 02:16 PM

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Looked Better in note pad. Not my work

HeAtHeN · 08-21-2003, 02:19 PM

Looks good here too... good job.

uncle phil · 08-21-2003, 04:28 PM

she's wearing a thong? in my joke?

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:49 PM

The emoticon asses were great, and the ascii nudy pic was good too.

08-12-2003, 04:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Emoticon Play EMOTICONS We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lopsided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) an ass that's been around even more (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb ass __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-12-2003, 09:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	oh yeah? well, (_x_), you stupid (!), your manners tell tales that your mom had an (_O_), so why don't you leave this (_?_) alone, and be a (_o^^o_) on your own time! great emoticons, love them. good job. oh, and hope you didn't take offense to the above, that was the other voice in my head speaking. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-12-2003, 02:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	(_X_) __________________ I never said you had to.

08-12-2003, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	AAHAHAHAHAH!!! That was really great!!! Thanks a lot Phil __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-12-2003, 08:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	Lol....MSN here I come __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-12-2003, 02:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Memphis Tilted Location: The bit at the top of England most people forget is called Scotland.	Loved 'em! Never have too many emoticons!

08-18-2003, 01:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	>_< look how hard i can squint my eyes __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-18-2003, 04:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hrm __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-18-2003, 04:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	reminds me of the section of emoticons in dave barry's "in cyberspace" if no one has read that then i guess ill post some here later

08-19-2003, 07:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
mastboy4 Crazy Location: Mexico	^_^ happy to see some ass __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

08-20-2003, 07:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	(Y)   (.Y.)   (Y)   (.Y.)   (Y)   (.Y.) Bouncy Boobies. <b>Edit: What am I, <i>twelve</i>? </b>

08-20-2003, 09:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	lol, thats great, my g/f loved it too

08-20-2003, 11:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
Patrenka Upright Location: Florida	( . ) ( . ) \ / ) ' ( ( ) v Do you like my woman??? __________________ "Whatever, I can do what I want!

08-20-2003, 11:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Patrenka Upright Location: Florida	( . ) ( . ) \ / ) ' ( ( ) v Do you like my woman??? AARRGGHHHHH! It didn't stay together right when I sent it. I'm trying again. If it doesn't work this time............Forget about it! __________________ "Whatever, I can do what I want!

08-21-2003, 02:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
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Not my work __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-23-2003, 02:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	The emoticon asses were great, and the ascii nudy pic was good too. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-21-2003, 04:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	she's wearing a thong? in my joke? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.