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EMOTICONS


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lopsided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb ass

oh yeah? well, (_x_), you stupid (!), your manners tell tales that your mom had an (_O_), so why don't you leave this (_?_) alone, and be a (_o^^o_) on your own time!

great emoticons, love them. good job. oh, and hope you didn't take offense to the above, that was the other voice in my head speaking.

(_X_)

AAHAHAHAHAH!!!


That was really great!!!


Thanks a lot Phil

Loved 'em!

Never have too many emoticons!

Lol....MSN here I come

>_< look how hard i can squint my eyes

hrm

reminds me of the section of emoticons in dave barry's "in cyberspace"

if no one has read that then i guess ill post some here later

^_^ happy to see some ass

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Bouncy Boobies.

<b>Edit: What am I, <i>twelve</i>? :D</b>

lol, thats great, my g/f loved it too

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Do you like my woman???

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Do you like my woman???

AARRGGHHHHH! It didn't stay together right when I sent it. I'm trying again. If it doesn't work this time............Forget about it!

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Looked Better in note pad. Not my work

Looks good here too... good job.

she's wearing a thong? in my joke?

The emoticon asses were great, and the ascii nudy pic was good too.