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08-21-2003, 04:01 AM
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Loser
Location: who the fuck cares?
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Joke of the Day - August 21
A man was pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.
"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted. God responded, "What is it my son?" "I have a few questions, mind if I ask?" "Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", God said "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is only a second". "Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny." The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... in a second". |
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08-23-2003, 02:50 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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hehe
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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence |
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