Joke of the Day - August 21 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-21-2003, 04:01 AM

A man was pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.

"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.

God responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"

"Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", God said

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second".

"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny."

The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... in a second".

hfw01 · 08-21-2003, 05:56 AM

Nice to know God has a sense of humor

Regziever · 08-21-2003, 10:51 AM

Lol!! Really good one! I love it!!

JTC · 08-21-2003, 03:08 PM

Just goes to show you can't outsmart the Almighty

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:50 PM

08-21-2003, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 21 A man was pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God. "God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted. God responded, "What is it my son?" "I have a few questions, mind if I ask?" "Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", God said "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is only a second". "Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny." The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... in a second".

08-21-2003, 10:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Really good one! I love it!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-21-2003, 03:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
JTC Tilted Location: Australia	Just goes to show you can't outsmart the Almighty __________________ I like to eat cheese

08-23-2003, 02:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-21-2003, 05:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
hfw01 Tilted Location: Mandeville, LA	Nice to know God has a sense of humor