xanman

What happens when lawyers take viagra?
A: they get taller.

What's the difference between a roadkill snake, and a roadkill Lawyer?
A: there's break marks in front of the snake.



A recent study shows that more and more, scientists are beginning to use lawyers in place of rats, for their research experiments. This study found that lawyers were better research subjects than rats for several reasons. There were more lawyers available than rats; researchers had started to develop empathy for the rats; and there's some things that rats just won't do.

Ronin_Tiger

LOL

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Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

blkdmnd

What's that? A new lawyer joke? Funny one.

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I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

RenegadeSoul

great ones

loganmule

I love lawyer jokes, and being one myself, I can confirm that many of us resemble these remarks

vermin

You can't really appreciate a good lawyer joke until you've paid for one.

Great joke.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

forgotten_dream

Of course, they did have one setback-- Rats are more like humans than lawyers are.

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

Hycdubg

What, marcopolo hasn't gotten in on the lawyer bashing. Must be the new TFP taking its toll.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

mykockle

Also, environmentalists are less likely to complain about scientists killing lawyers.

MexicanOnABike

hehe!

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