Lawyers VS Rats and Snakes.
 

What happens when lawyers take viagra?
A: they get taller.

What's the difference between a roadkill snake, and a roadkill Lawyer?
A: there's break marks in front of the snake.



A recent study shows that more and more, scientists are beginning to use lawyers in place of rats, for their research experiments. This study found that lawyers were better research subjects than rats for several reasons. There were more lawyers available than rats; researchers had started to develop empathy for the rats; and there's some things that rats just won't do.

:)

LOL

What's that? A new lawyer joke? Funny one.

great ones

I love lawyer jokes, and being one myself, I can confirm that many of us resemble these remarks

You can't really appreciate a good lawyer joke until you've paid for one.

Great joke.

Re: Lawyers VS Rats and Snakes.
 

Of course, they did have one setback-- Rats are more like humans than lawyers are. :D

What, marcopolo hasn't gotten in on the lawyer bashing. Must be the new TFP taking its toll.

Re: Re: Lawyers VS Rats and Snakes.
 

Also, environmentalists are less likely to complain about scientists killing lawyers. :)

hehe!