What happens when lawyers take viagra?
A: they get taller.
What's the difference between a roadkill snake, and a roadkill Lawyer?
A: there's break marks in front of the snake.
A recent study shows that more and more, scientists are beginning to use lawyers in place of rats, for their research experiments. This study found that lawyers were better research subjects than rats for several reasons. There were more lawyers available than rats; researchers had started to develop empathy for the rats; and there's some things that rats just won't do.
