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o14real · 07-27-2003, 08:35 PM

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Things Overheard in the Operating Room

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again!

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watupyo · 07-27-2003, 09:42 PM

I had to be edited because I had nothing worthwhile to say.

maxero · 07-27-2003, 11:24 PM

the first and last three were good

Bodidly · 07-28-2003, 01:06 AM

Just had surgery pretty funny yhx

ssander9 · 07-28-2003, 03:03 AM

Guess I will put off that brain surgery a bit longer

Regziever · 07-28-2003, 07:08 AM

Hehehe.. hospital humor.. as long as it's not you on the table it's funny.. Good post!

egorey · 07-28-2003, 07:15 AM

Things to make the anesthesia wear off quick... hehehe..

Gortexfogg · 07-28-2003, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by o14real
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

Hilarious!! The others were funny too.

jabackes · 07-28-2003, 04:28 PM

doctors and nurses do so many goofy things to people when they are being operated on, i can understand the tension relief.. but did you hear about the guy getting sued cause he "carved" initials into a woman's uterus that was being removed? just silly... anyway.. i like the 500ml one... good...

07-27-2003, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	Things Overheard in the Operating Room <div align="center"> Things Overheard in the Operating Room Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again! </div>

07-27-2003, 09:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
watupyo Banned Location: New Zealand	I had to be edited because I had nothing worthwhile to say. Last edited by Peetster; 07-28-2003 at 01:19 AM..

07-27-2003, 11:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
maxero Crazy	the first and last three were good __________________ cough

07-28-2003, 03:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Guess I will put off that brain surgery a bit longer __________________ I never said you had to.

07-28-2003, 07:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. hospital humor.. as long as it's not you on the table it's funny.. Good post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-28-2003, 01:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bodidly Upright	Just had surgery pretty funny yhx

07-28-2003, 07:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	Things to make the anesthesia wear off quick... hehehe..

07-28-2003, 04:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
jabackes Tilted Location: Bay Area, California	doctors and nurses do so many goofy things to people when they are being operated on, i can understand the tension relief.. but did you hear about the guy getting sued cause he "carved" initials into a woman's uterus that was being removed? just silly... anyway.. i like the 500ml one... good... __________________ if you think pussy tastes like ass, you need to start taking smaller bites