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Tiger69z · 07-25-2003, 01:26 PM

Pharmacist Phun

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:12 PM

Heard it before, but it's still funny.

fdsafdsa · 07-25-2003, 08:40 PM

new to me... pretty funny

ssander9 · 07-26-2003, 04:31 AM

I like it!

danno209 · 07-26-2003, 04:32 AM

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 11:39 PM

LoL, heard it before... but he need to Run, Run like hell... that is unless the pharmacist has no problems with this, which is unlikely.

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 01:10 PM

oops! Gotta Go

jabackes · 07-28-2003, 04:36 PM

anybody see the commercial that they did along those lines a bunch of years ago.. dont remember what the add was, but it was a good joke anyway...

07-25-2003, 01:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Pharmacist Phun Pharmacist Phun A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

07-25-2003, 04:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Heard it before, but it's still funny. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-26-2003, 04:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	I like it! __________________ I never said you had to.

07-26-2003, 04:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
danno209 Upright	ouch

07-26-2003, 11:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LoL, heard it before... but he need to Run, Run like hell... that is unless the pharmacist has no problems with this, which is unlikely. __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-25-2003, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
fdsafdsa Upright	new to me... pretty funny

07-28-2003, 01:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	oops! Gotta Go __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-28-2003, 04:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
jabackes Tilted Location: Bay Area, California	anybody see the commercial that they did along those lines a bunch of years ago.. dont remember what the add was, but it was a good joke anyway... __________________ if you think pussy tastes like ass, you need to start taking smaller bites