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acostello · 07-21-2003, 02:02 AM

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and
parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon
all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However,
they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he
flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a
valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he
slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you
see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats
screamed in a frenzy. "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I FUCKIN
DIDN'T."

pta200 · 07-21-2003, 07:38 AM

hehehehehehe!

slant eyes · 07-21-2003, 09:38 AM

thanks. put a smile on my face after a bad morning

Gortexfogg · 07-21-2003, 09:41 AM

Hahaha! Great joke!

Regziever · 07-21-2003, 11:28 AM

Lol!! Good one!

Thoraby · 07-21-2003, 01:18 PM

Lmao, more please!

hawkeye · 07-21-2003, 10:07 PM

God, that would suck...

NotoriousX · 07-21-2003, 10:11 PM

Good joke, gonna use that one later.

Ronin_Tiger · 07-22-2003, 01:04 AM

I like

PayUp · 07-22-2003, 05:07 PM

thats great

07-22-2003, 05:09 PM

lol awsome

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 07:55 AM

lol, 'piss off'

rev_skarekroe · 07-23-2003, 01:01 PM

Well, I thought it sucked!

Heh.

Ahem.

sk

teflonian · 07-23-2003, 01:02 PM

Haha! Sounds like the dude had a bad day at work...

vinnyferrozzo · 07-23-2003, 02:34 PM

didn't ecpect that ending. I give it a 6 out of 10...good effort

rundmv · 07-24-2003, 01:08 PM

pretty good....

steelerz · 07-24-2003, 02:18 PM

Good one. Great ending

Gnzo · 07-24-2003, 03:33 PM

hahhah...nice one

kel · 07-24-2003, 04:06 PM

vampires...

Happyland · 07-24-2003, 04:21 PM

nice, goes to show that stupid bat

Pilgrim · 07-24-2003, 04:37 PM

nice surprise ending!

snoop · 07-24-2003, 04:45 PM

Holy Bat Shit BatMan . . . .

Nice to have a chuckle, but at the expense of one of our own . . .

TerresqueÜ · 07-24-2003, 06:41 PM

I like vampires

Soda_BoB · 07-25-2003, 04:52 AM

Hahahahahah Good one

jabackes · 07-28-2003, 04:40 PM

i'm telling that one in service class tomorrow..... thats just too good to not share...

07-21-2003, 02:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	A Vampire joke A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I FUCKIN DIDN'T."

07-21-2003, 09:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	thanks. put a smile on my face after a bad morning __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-21-2003, 11:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-21-2003, 10:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	God, that would suck... __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-21-2003, 10:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
NotoriousX Upright Location: Hayward, CA	Good joke, gonna use that one later. __________________ A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses

07-21-2003, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
pta200 Insane	hehehehehehe!

07-21-2003, 09:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hahaha! Great joke!

07-21-2003, 01:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Thoraby Upright	Lmao, more please!

07-22-2003, 01:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	I like __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

07-22-2003, 05:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	thats great __________________ Born to Lose.

07-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	lol awsome

07-23-2003, 07:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	lol, 'piss off'

07-23-2003, 01:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
rev_skarekroe Insane Location: Parts Unknown	Well, I thought it sucked! Heh. Ahem. sk __________________ "If I could have one wish, as in the fairy tales, I would unmake my past, and rise like Lazarus and stand in sunlight and banish all the dark." D. Tibet

07-23-2003, 01:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	Haha! Sounds like the dude had a bad day at work...

07-23-2003, 02:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
vinnyferrozzo Tilted	didn't ecpect that ending. I give it a 6 out of 10...good effort

07-24-2003, 01:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	pretty good....

07-24-2003, 03:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	hahhah...nice one

07-24-2003, 04:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Silly vampires... __________________ "It better be funny"

07-24-2003, 04:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	nice surprise ending! __________________ "So it goes."

07-24-2003, 02:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	Good one. Great ending

07-24-2003, 04:21 PM	#20 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	nice, goes to show that stupid bat __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

07-24-2003, 04:45 PM	#22 (permalink)
snoop Insane	Holy Bat Shit BatMan . . . . Nice to have a chuckle, but at the expense of one of our own . . . __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

07-24-2003, 06:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I like vampires __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-25-2003, 04:52 AM	#24 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	Hahahahahah Good one __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-28-2003, 04:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
jabackes Tilted Location: Bay Area, California	i'm telling that one in service class tomorrow..... thats just too good to not share... __________________ if you think pussy tastes like ass, you need to start taking smaller bites