Things Overheard in the Operating Room
 

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Things Overheard in the Operating Room



Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."


Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!


Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.


Oh no! Where's my Rolex.


Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?


There go the lights again!


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I had to be edited because I had nothing worthwhile to say.

the first and last three were good

Just had surgery pretty funny yhx

Guess I will put off that brain surgery a bit longer

Hehehe.. hospital humor.. as long as it's not you on the table it's funny.. Good post!

Things to make the anesthesia wear off quick... hehehe..

Re: Things Overheard in the Operating Room
 

Hilarious!! The others were funny too.

doctors and nurses do so many goofy things to people when they are being operated on, i can understand the tension relief.. but did you hear about the guy getting sued cause he "carved" initials into a woman's uterus that was being removed? just silly... anyway.. i like the 500ml one... good...