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icy_ca · 07-16-2003, 05:54 AM

Old man/young man

An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping centre.
A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in
different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and
said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

macmanmike6100 · 07-16-2003, 07:03 AM

LOL!! I'm sure there aren't many who can say they've fucked a parrot...lol, thanks

DoomzDayz · 07-16-2003, 01:31 PM

i think it was more of a sarcastic witty insult to surprise and embaress the young man. quite a good one at that.

PayUp · 07-16-2003, 03:34 PM

good come back

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:14 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks

SirLance · 07-19-2003, 07:56 AM

I'll have to remember that, I may need it some day...

TerresqueÜ · 07-19-2003, 12:47 PM

HAHAAHAHAHAH I LOVE OLD PEOPLE!!!!

Thoraby · 07-21-2003, 01:14 PM

duckduck · 07-21-2003, 06:00 PM

Oldie, but such a goodie.

07-16-2003, 05:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	Quick reply Old man/young man An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping centre. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

07-16-2003, 01:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
DoomzDayz Banned Location: Laurel, MD, USA	i think it was more of a sarcastic witty insult to surprise and embaress the young man. quite a good one at that. Last edited by DoomzDayz; 07-16-2003 at 01:36 PM..

07-16-2003, 03:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	good come back __________________ Born to Lose.

07-17-2003, 11:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever One. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-19-2003, 07:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I'll have to remember that, I may need it some day... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-16-2003, 07:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	LOL!! I'm sure there aren't many who can say they've fucked a parrot...lol, thanks

07-19-2003, 12:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAAHAHAHAH I LOVE OLD PEOPLE!!!! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-21-2003, 06:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Oldie, but such a goodie. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

07-21-2003, 01:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thoraby Upright	LMAO