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Old man/young man

An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping centre.
A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in
different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and
said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

LOL!! I'm sure there aren't many who can say they've fucked a parrot...lol, thanks

i think it was more of a sarcastic witty insult to surprise and embaress the young man. quite a good one at that.

good come back

Very Clever One. Thanks

I'll have to remember that, I may need it some day...

HAHAAHAHAHAH I LOVE OLD PEOPLE!!!!

LMAO

Oldie, but such a goodie.