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Old man/young man
An old man was sitting on a bench at the local shopping centre.
A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in
different colours; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and
said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything
wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
fucked a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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