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07-27-2008, 12:26 AM
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Crazy
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The Maid
A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "There are three reasons why I want an increase.. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No but the gardener did." SHE GOT THE RAISE |
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07-27-2008, 02:34 AM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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Ha! Excellence!
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07-27-2008, 05:52 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Good one. My wife didn't like it, but the maid thought it was great.
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07-31-2008, 12:18 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 Nice. Very nice.
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08-11-2008, 04:41 PM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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good n' funny!
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