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Old 07-27-2008, 12:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Maid

A maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "There are three reasons why I want an increase..
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No but the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hhaha so what exactly is the wife good for now?




juuuuust kidding
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Old 07-27-2008, 05:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one. My wife didn't like it, but the maid thought it was great.
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahahahaha!!!!!
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 07-28-2008, 03:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, classic!
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha, excellent!
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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very nice
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Thats a good one!
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Nice. Very nice.
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hahaha nice
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good n' funny!
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