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				The Maid
			 
 A maid asked for a pay increase.
 The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
 
 Maria: "There are three reasons why I want an increase..
 The first is that I iron better than you."
 Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
 Maria: "Your husband said so."
 Wife: "Oh."
 
 Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
 Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
 Maria: "Your husband did."
 Wife: "Oh."
 
 Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
 Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
 Maria: "No but the gardener did."
 
 SHE GOT THE RAISE
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