The Maid
 

A maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "There are three reasons why I want an increase..
The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No but the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE

Ha! Excellence!

hhaha so what exactly is the wife good for now? :rolleyes:




juuuuust kidding

Good one. My wife didn't like it, but the maid thought it was great.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Good one

haha, classic!

Haha, excellent!

very nice

Thats a good one!

:lol: Nice. Very nice.

hahaha nice

good n' funny!