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DiffEng · 06-17-2003, 03:47 PM

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today & all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today & all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today & when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."

DNS · 06-17-2003, 07:13 PM

Made me laugh

Mitzkrieg · 06-17-2003, 11:06 PM

mmmmm.... 36C's

darksparkles · 06-17-2003, 11:42 PM

haha, i heard the same joke, except it was a guy from arkansas and it involved different body parts.

bravo49 · 06-18-2003, 01:16 AM

Dumb blonde? Very funny

TerresqueÜ · 06-18-2003, 09:17 AM

mmmm boobies...

Soda_BoB · 07-09-2003, 08:20 AM

hahah

Glory's Sun · 07-09-2003, 09:01 AM

hehehe was a good chuckle

rundmv · 07-09-2003, 12:05 PM

good one

scope · 07-09-2003, 01:21 PM

LOL. thats great.

Amethyst · 07-09-2003, 04:54 PM

I love blonde jokes. very funny.

Hydralisk · 07-09-2003, 06:31 PM

gotta try that with some friends

toppimi · 07-09-2003, 06:33 PM

That's definitely an e-mail forward!

Apache · 07-10-2003, 01:44 AM

A blond joke is ALWAYS funny!!!!!!!!!!

clifclav · 07-10-2003, 07:16 AM

clever one. thanks

06-17-2003, 03:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
DiffEng Tilted Location: Canada Eh!	The smart blonde A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today & all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today & all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today & when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."

06-17-2003, 11:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	haha, i heard the same joke, except it was a guy from arkansas and it involved different body parts. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

06-18-2003, 09:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	mmmm boobies... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-09-2003, 08:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	hahah __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-09-2003, 06:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
toppimi Upright Location: New York, NY	That's definitely an e-mail forward! __________________ Da' Man!

06-17-2003, 07:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
DNS Upright	Made me laugh

06-17-2003, 11:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	mmmmm.... 36C's

06-18-2003, 01:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Dumb blonde? Very funny

07-09-2003, 09:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	hehehe was a good chuckle

07-09-2003, 12:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	good one

07-09-2003, 01:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	LOL. thats great.

07-09-2003, 04:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	I love blonde jokes. very funny.

07-09-2003, 06:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
Hydralisk Upright	gotta try that with some friends

07-10-2003, 01:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
Apache Insane	A blond joke is ALWAYS funny!!!!!!!!!!

07-10-2003, 07:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	clever one. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!