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o14real · 07-08-2003, 11:42 AM

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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head

I'm not a morning person

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scope · 07-08-2003, 03:37 PM

ROFL. Thats great.

DEI37 · 07-08-2003, 03:48 PM

That makes two of us. I hate the morning.

hotzot · 07-08-2003, 06:49 PM

very funny!!

zaiaz · 07-09-2003, 04:32 AM

<-----dialing aspc services....

God of Thunder · 07-09-2003, 09:18 AM

I wouldn't have even got up, I would've just thrown something at the little SOB.

F**K mornings

Brewmaniac · 07-09-2003, 01:00 PM

Funny shit!

07-08-2003, 11:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	A Little Birdie <div align="center"> I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, brought up the morning sun I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head I'm not a morning person </div>

07-08-2003, 03:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That makes two of us. I hate the morning. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-08-2003, 06:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very funny!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-09-2003, 04:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	<-----dialing aspc services.... __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

07-09-2003, 09:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	I wouldn't have even got up, I would've just thrown something at the little SOB. F**K mornings __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

07-08-2003, 03:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	ROFL. Thats great.

07-09-2003, 01:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny shit! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"