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DiffEng 06-17-2003 03:47 PM

The smart blonde
 
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today & all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today & all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today & when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."

DNS 06-17-2003 07:13 PM

Made me laugh

Mitzkrieg 06-17-2003 11:06 PM

mmmmm.... 36C's

darksparkles 06-17-2003 11:42 PM

haha, i heard the same joke, except it was a guy from arkansas and it involved different body parts.

bravo49 06-18-2003 01:16 AM

Dumb blonde? Very funny

TerresqueÜ 06-18-2003 09:17 AM

mmmm boobies...

Soda_BoB 07-09-2003 08:20 AM

hahah

Glory's Sun 07-09-2003 09:01 AM

hehehe was a good chuckle

rundmv 07-09-2003 12:05 PM

good one

scope 07-09-2003 01:21 PM

LOL. thats great.

Amethyst 07-09-2003 04:54 PM

I love blonde jokes. very funny.

Hydralisk 07-09-2003 06:31 PM

gotta try that with some friends

toppimi 07-09-2003 06:33 PM

That's definitely an e-mail forward!

Apache 07-10-2003 01:44 AM

A blond joke is ALWAYS funny!!!!!!!!!!

clifclav 07-10-2003 07:16 AM

clever one. thanks


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