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KellyC · 04-10-2007, 02:36 PM

Bakers Lament

I am sorry to be the one to break this news to you.

I could not call every one of you in person. I am truly saddened and the world has definitely lost a most influential and dearly loved member of our society. It is with a very heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community, the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday. He failed to rise from a yeast infection and complications from blunt finger trauma to the belly. He was 71 years old.

Mr. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Sara Lee, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Pillsbury as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Mr. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Pillsbury Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

LoganSnake · 04-10-2007, 03:31 PM

Rip little guy

. We'll miss your infectious laugh:

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Jetée · 04-11-2007, 04:08 PM

Did he just shit out a croissant at the end there?

LoganSnake · 04-11-2007, 07:23 PM

That he did.

Willravel · 04-11-2007, 07:42 PM

Awesome.

04-10-2007, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DIES Bakers Lament I am sorry to be the one to break this news to you. I could not call every one of you in person. I am truly saddened and the world has definitely lost a most influential and dearly loved member of our society. It is with a very heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community, the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday. He failed to rise from a yeast infection and complications from blunt finger trauma to the belly. He was 71 years old. Mr. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Sara Lee, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Pillsbury as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Mr. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Pillsbury Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

04-10-2007, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Rip little guy . We'll miss your infectious laugh: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0wzHHc77YBY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0wzHHc77YBY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

04-11-2007, 04:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Did he just shit out a croissant at the end there? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

04-11-2007, 07:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	That he did. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

04-11-2007, 07:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Awesome.