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Old 03-30-2007, 11:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
The Reforms
 
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PB&J

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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich." The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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Kinda makes ya cringe,no?
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
We work alone
 
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Ew.
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
Mistress of Mayhem
 
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Gag.
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Gross!
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thats the best today. still laughing.
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Old 03-31-2007, 08:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
 
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wicked gross , but funny
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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nasty!! hahaha!
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Old 04-03-2007, 04:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
Found my way back
 
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Wickedly funny.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Things that make you go.... BLAH!
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i was eating while reading this ... how about a warning next time ... lol
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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That's just about put me off my food.
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Old 04-12-2007, 07:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
People in masks cannot be trusted
 
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so wrong yet still funny
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