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03-30-2007, 11:34 AM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich." The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." ----- Kinda makes ya cringe,no?
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03-30-2007, 04:17 PM
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Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Gag.
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