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Old 03-30-2007, 12:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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would you tell?

I asked my new secretary, "hey Angela . . if you woke one morning with a hangover and you noticed you had grass stains on your knees and grass stains on your elbows, and a condom hanging out your butt . . would you tell anyone?"

"No way!" she said . . . .

"You want to come camping next week then?" I said.
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Old 03-30-2007, 03:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2007, 04:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh, that IS funny!
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Can I take your secretary camping?
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i would get fired if i asked my secretary that same question. and she would sue tha crap out of the company.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"...and a condom hanging out your butt"

I think the poor grammar there really clinched it. very funny.
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
People in masks cannot be trusted
 
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Loved it!
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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man: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a Big Mac?

woman: uh...no...

man: Wanna go to lunch?
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