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03-30-2007, 12:20 PM
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Addict
Location: Brook Cottage, Lanark, Scotland
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would you tell?
I asked my new secretary, "hey Angela . . if you woke one morning with a hangover and you noticed you had grass stains on your knees and grass stains on your elbows, and a condom hanging out your butt . . would you tell anyone?"
"No way!" she said . . . . "You want to come camping next week then?" I said.
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03-30-2007, 03:04 PM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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Love it.
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04-10-2007, 03:59 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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man: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a Big Mac?
woman: uh...no... man: Wanna go to lunch?
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