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View Poll Results: Do you step out of the shower to pee
I am male, and I do step out of the shower to pee. 30 18.52%
I am male, and I do not step out of the shower to pee. 108 66.67%
I am female, and I do step out of the shower to pee. 8 4.94%
I am female, and I do not step out of the shower to pee. 16 9.88%
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Old 06-25-2006, 05:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you step out of the shower to pee? : A Poll

I'm trying to win a bet.

I think most people when they're showering alone don't bother to step out to pee ... after all, it's sterile and goes down the drain anyway. A friend of mine thought that was "totally gross" and that I just had a bad habit.

So ... my theory is this:
A.) Most people don't mind peeing in the shower (when they're alone).
B.) The people who do step out are mostly female.


So I'm asking for
a) your gender
b) if you have to step out of the shower to pee


I'll start:
a) Male
b) No.
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Old 06-25-2006, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2006, 07:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No.

Shouldn't this be in living or something?
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Step out? Why that'd make a mess on the floor.

Male.
No.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What has two thumbs and pees in the shower?

This guy!
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why piss in the shower when the toilet is like 3 feet away? I scrub that damn thing enough as it is.
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Old 06-25-2006, 08:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2006, 10:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What has two thumbs and pees in the shower?

This guy!


Male
In the shower.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yes, I step out.
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Old 06-26-2006, 01:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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a) Male
b) Nope.

But I make sure to aim it at the drain to prevent any unnecessary splashes.
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Yes and No.

It depends on my mood I guess...
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok, my toilet is in another room, but I still wouldn't if it was only a few feet away.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Why pee in the shower when there's a toilet 3 feet away? Because you're, you know, soggy. Have to get out, dry off to make it 3 feet just to go back another 3 feet to get back in the shower.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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From 2003, we had Peeing in the shower - Tilted Forum Project. I haven't changed my mind.

Male, yes: I pee BEFORE I get into the shower.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:54 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Yes, but I usually pee before getting in the shower. And if I have company in the shower, as I frequently do, I don't pee there because she doesn't like it.
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Old 06-26-2006, 05:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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No.

*on a practical level it saves water because you're saving a flush.
It's sanitary because urine is sterile (unlike poo) as urine is filtered directly from your blood.
And, while I try to pee beforehand, sometimes you don't feel the urge until you're surrounded by running water ...
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:16 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I pee before I get in the shower therefore eliminating the problem.
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:07 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Male, yes: I pee BEFORE I get into the shower.
Ditto. It's something to do while the water is heating up.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Why should I waste 5 gallon of toilet water if I am going to be in the shower anyway. Its not like I am spraying it all over the walls - I am simply peeing down the drain.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yeah, I don't get the whole stepping out thing either. It goes down the drain anyway, so why bother walking across the bathroom to the toilet, lifting the lid, aiming, flushing and making your way back instead of just letting loose on the spot? Guy here.

And to the guys who pee before the shower. I actually wait for the water to heat up, get into the tub and pee then.

It's only nasty when you pee while taking a bath...
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i figure, i am in the shower to clean myself, so the soap cleans me and helps the shower drain. plus that is one less sheet of TP i have to use, one more tree that gets to live a little longer
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Oh, thank goodness dd3953 had the courage to say that she doesn't get out either...

Female
No
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:04 PM   #27 (permalink)
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It has become part of my routine, soap hair, rinse, pee, wash, rinse.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I couldn't find it, but I know we've done this topic before.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I couldn't find it, but I know we've done this topic before.
See Redlemon's post above.

Hell yes this guy pisses in the shower.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:30 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Those females who said they pee in the shower, I love you.
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Female, pees in the shower....

Hell, when Martel and I take showers together we pee on each other just to be silly....
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Old 06-28-2006, 12:41 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Female, yes. In fact, the warm water kinda makes me pee.
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Old 06-28-2006, 01:13 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm male and I pee before I take a shower.
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Old 06-28-2006, 01:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Excellent....well that completes my psychological profile of several TFP members...MUHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:51 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I said no, but it hasn't always been the case. When spending time in third world countries (Ecuador, Chile, and parts of Mexico) I make it a point to always pee in the shower, usually directly onto my feet. It helps kill the nasty bugs and fungus that you can pick up.
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:21 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I'm a shower peeing guy - because I'm too damned tired to remember to pee before I get in.

Also...

I wear glasses/contacts. I don't like washing my face with lenses in, so I wear my glasses to the bathroom, and take them off to get into the shower.

Why on EARTH would I get out the shower, put on my glasses (they mist up) open the door & window to get the airflow going so they demist, take a leak, close the door and window again, get back into the shower.

As for getting out to pee with no glasses, I might just as well stick my dick out the shower curtain and piss right onto the bathmat and floor, I'd make no more mess than peeing blind....
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:45 AM   #38 (permalink)
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As for getting out to pee with no glasses, I might just as well stick my dick out the shower curtain and piss right onto the bathmat and floor, I'd make no more mess than peeing blind....
Y'know, there's a seat on the toilet. I'm practically blind (-13 diopters, which is wicked nearsighted), and I can still find the toilet seat to sit down in a nearly dark room. Hard to miss from a seated position.
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:56 AM   #39 (permalink)
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You know, I am a lady (HA!) and I don't get out to pee.

Why not?
well... Why?

Don't worry - I never do it when I have guests!
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Old 06-29-2006, 12:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Female, pees in the shower....

Hell, when Martel and I take showers together we pee on each other just to be silly....
Wow...
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