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Why pee in the shower when there's a toilet 3 feet away? Because you're, you know, soggy. Have to get out, dry off to make it 3 feet just to go back another 3 feet to get back in the shower.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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