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View Poll Results: Do you step out of the shower to pee
I am male, and I do step out of the shower to pee. 30 18.52%
I am male, and I do not step out of the shower to pee. 108 66.67%
I am female, and I do step out of the shower to pee. 8 4.94%
I am female, and I do not step out of the shower to pee. 16 9.88%
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:20 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Y'know, there's a seat on the toilet. I'm practically blind (-13 diopters, which is wicked nearsighted), and I can still find the toilet seat to sit down in a nearly dark room. Hard to miss from a seated position.
There's the whole "wet footprints all over the bathroom" thing too.

You're right though - I can find the loo in the dark and pe successfully without glasses.

I just find it easier to let go in the shower, and I'm fooling myself by justifying it any other way.
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Old 06-29-2006, 10:00 PM   #42 (permalink)
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strange poll.. but.. lol
female
no

it's something i've had to take a long time to get used to. even if i went before hand, the warm water always made me feel the need to again later.

you're washing afterwards... the soap cleans you... and the tub too... who cares? bf and i thankfully haven't started the peeing on each other tho that's alittle more than i can handle
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:04 AM   #43 (permalink)
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i dont step out, regardless of whether im alone or not. its just pee
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Old 07-01-2006, 10:24 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I usually do before I get in, but I tend to take long showers (especially weekends) and I drink at least a gallon of water a day, and it's just convenient to do it when I'm there, because I can make sure I'm nice and clean, and I don't have to make a mess getting out.
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Old 07-07-2006, 09:10 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Ofcourse I pee in the shower, urine contains amoina which is a nautral byproduct that is also antiseptic. Helps getting rid of athletes feet. (you know, when they itch so badly you wish you could just cut them off). :P
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:21 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2006, 03:26 PM   #47 (permalink)
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does the garden hose count as a shower?
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Old 07-08-2006, 09:40 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2006, 10:51 PM   #49 (permalink)
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This male pees in the shower.

The warm running water makes me want to, plus i find it hard to when i first wake up. And you know, it's sterile.

Haven't done it with my girlfriend in the shower, came close once (bit of a habit), but i just know one day i'm going to and it'll be hilarious. She'll either pee on me, or run screaming from the shower, I can't quite pick it. Guess it depends on what happens the night/morning before .
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:58 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:41 AM   #51 (permalink)
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this girl pees in the shower when she feels like it. Sometimes I pee before getting in.

I see no harm in it for many of the reasons already listed. I also think it's quite pleasant to pee standing up in warm water
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:38 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Male and I pee on the shower curtain before I get into the shower
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:31 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I'd step out. But like somebody else said, I pee before I shower. Pee when it's time to pee, shower when it's time to shower. If you get the urge to pee when you're in the shower -- well, how long _do_ you spend in there, anyway? I'm in and out in five minutes, a little longer if I shampoo. I'd have to have a bladder the size of a thimble if I couldn't hold it that long.
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:54 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Male, No
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:12 PM   #55 (permalink)
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i will not vote.
i urinate before stepping foot into the shower.

i thought everyone did this.
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:50 PM   #56 (permalink)
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i think it is pretty interesting that no matter what sex you look at, more people pee in the shower. makes me feel a little less weird.
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Old 07-12-2006, 06:58 AM   #57 (permalink)
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untill i read this i thought i was lazy. I take long showers and i can honestly say i havnt felt the urge to pee in the shower since i was like 5. have always gone before taking a shower since.
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Old 07-12-2006, 10:12 AM   #58 (permalink)
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i usually pee before i get in, but there have been times when i felt the sudden urge to pee and i went ahead and did it in the shower. i suppose you call it lazy, but i dont want to have to get out, dry myself off, pee, and then get back into the shower.
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Old 07-13-2006, 12:39 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Yes, I pee before I get in. Guess I'm in the minority here.
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Old 07-13-2006, 07:44 AM   #60 (permalink)
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i think it is pretty interesting that no matter what sex you look at, more people pee in the shower. makes me feel a little less weird.
It makes me a little more hesitant to use other people's showers when I stay over.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:31 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I thought the response would be more lopsided......
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:48 AM   #62 (permalink)
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It makes me a little more hesitant to use other people's showers when I stay over.
I don't use the guest shower, so there's no peeing in there... if that makes you feel any better...
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:09 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I don't use the guest shower, so there's no peeing in there... if that makes you feel any better...
I'll be right over.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:38 AM   #64 (permalink)
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It makes me a little more hesitant to use other people's showers when I stay over.
It makes me wonder about the community showers I used back in college.
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:11 AM   #65 (permalink)
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It makes me wonder about the community showers I used back in college.
Thats why man invented shower shoes. Never live in a dorm without 'em.

and to answer the question:

Male
no
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:32 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Thats why man invented shower shoes. Never live in a dorm without 'em.

and to answer the question:

Male
no
Yeah, I had shower shoes, but now I'm thinking I should have worn boots.
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Old 07-18-2006, 03:42 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Female, pees in the shower....

Hell, when Martel and I take showers together we pee on each other just to be silly....
I like you Sage, I really do


Oh, and:
Female
No

I can't be bothered.
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Old 08-14-2006, 08:20 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Typically I try to do it when I'm rinsing off the soap, just to keep the smell down or at least masked, if nothing else.

Its more efficient for my time...

Although, I'm not one to do it when sharing the shower, but I would blow my nose... :-)
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:47 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Male.
Yes.

Why piss in the shower when the toilet is like 3 feet away? I scrub that damn thing enough as it is.
Because it wastes five gallons of water every time you flush.

...and you call yourself a liberal.

Male, no
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:36 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Female, pees in the shower....

Hell, when Martel and I take showers together we pee on each other just to be silly....

punk as bawls.

fucken awesome and funny.

male
and hell yeah i piss in the shower, im a lazy fuck.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:20 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Yes I step out of my shower.

No I don't step out of yours.
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Old 08-18-2006, 11:46 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Because it wastes five gallons of water every time you flush.

...and you call yourself a liberal.
Maybe he recycles the water, like Kevin Costner in Waterworld

I'm a liberal, so I'm open to going anywhere, but not in the shower... and never in a pool...
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Old 08-22-2006, 03:00 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:16 PM   #74 (permalink)
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i pee in the shower.


I won't pee in other people's showers out of curtesy though.
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