04-06-2006, 04:39 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Oath to my Friend
When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.
When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you. When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you. This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun.
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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04-06-2006, 01:04 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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04-06-2006, 02:13 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Devils Cabana Boy
Location: Central Coast CA
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it you must have it warm, zap it in the microwave for 25 sec with a wet paper towel on the side, it will not dry it out as bad, warm, dry revenge... Yuk!
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04-06-2006, 04:34 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Deja Moo
Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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I will be with you, even when it ceases to be convenient. I will protect you from those that plot against you, and punish them if you permit me to. I will stand by your side, even though you are no longer here. Save a chair for me.
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