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maleficent · 04-06-2006, 04:39 AM

When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.

When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you.

When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun.

Brewmaniac · 04-06-2006, 12:28 PM

Good one mal! So true. Thanks

Dilbert1234567 · 04-06-2006, 01:01 PM

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...plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel...

Awesome, simply awesome.

maleficent · 04-06-2006, 01:04 PM

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When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.

you seriously can't ask for a better friend than that

Dilbert1234567 · 04-06-2006, 02:13 PM

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it you must have it warm, zap it in the microwave for 25 sec with a wet paper towel on the side, it will not dry it out as bad, warm, dry revenge... Yuk!

Elphaba · 04-06-2006, 04:34 PM

I will be with you, even when it ceases to be convenient. I will protect you from those that plot against you, and punish them if you permit me to. I will stand by your side, even though you are no longer here. Save a chair for me.

04-06-2006, 04:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Oath to my Friend When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad. When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you. When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you. This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-06-2006, 12:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Good one mal! So true. Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

04-06-2006, 02:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it you must have it warm, zap it in the microwave for 25 sec with a wet paper towel on the side, it will not dry it out as bad, warm, dry revenge... Yuk! __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

04-06-2006, 04:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	I will be with you, even when it ceases to be convenient. I will protect you from those that plot against you, and punish them if you permit me to. I will stand by your side, even though you are no longer here. Save a chair for me.