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ring 11-11-2009 02:46 PM

repell

rapell

Ourcrazymodern? 11-11-2009 07:25 PM

2+0=2+0=2

Very large & very beige?
Madams & misters, run for your lives!
It's much bigger than you wish.

Zooksport2 11-11-2009 11:55 PM

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/p...ible-plane.jpg

BadNick 11-12-2009 08:20 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...4/tfpgreen.jpg

ring 11-12-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2726561)


BadNick 11-12-2009 12:12 PM

20-20-6 < those "-" are not minus signs, they're just dashes.

Jetée 11-12-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream (Post 2321463)
Here is one of many hilarious situations from the popular UK program, Balls of Steel.
The scenario here is that a woman posing as a Tarot Card Reader tries to seduce a man who is currently there with his girlfriend.
Let's see how it goes:

1800 (they removed my video, I asted 15 min. looking for it again, hopefully it's the right one)

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"wasted" darn this doggone dyslexic digits

Zooksport2 11-12-2009 02:05 PM

http://img2.allposters.com/images/EPH/7862.jpg

Jetée 11-12-2009 02:09 PM

Why are all the artists and supermodels I'm looking into now, they're all Australian.

It's weird. Did I post this before? 1799

http://www.alexnoble.com/

And

M.Kerr
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3263/...24110954_m.jpg

BadNick 11-12-2009 08:10 PM

I wonder if she's related to Deborah Kerr?

Zooksport2 11-13-2009 12:01 AM

http://whalesandwienerdogs.com/blog1...009/06/mg1.jpg

MexicanOnABike 11-13-2009 03:36 AM

niiceeeeeeeee!

ring 11-13-2009 10:03 AM

Nice.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...0cntr2-092.jpg

BadNick 11-13-2009 10:06 AM

I like nice breasts over a hairy chest any day, or night...except Wednesdays. I'm usually too busy on Wednesdays for anything more than house cleaning.

Zooksport2 11-13-2009 02:09 PM

http://static.loaded.co.uk/images/06..._sophie_05.jpg

Jetée 11-13-2009 03:24 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2728420)

Wrong Nice.

Attachment 20504

Jetée 11-13-2009 03:26 PM

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Also from "niece":

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I'm guessing this would be a good time to go on a http://wunderground.com search of "Nice, France", but I still am very hesitant to figure out the site.

BadNick 11-13-2009 05:15 PM

my lovely niece just came back from her honeymoon on Bora Bora

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hotel_001p.jpg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée (Post 2728538)
...but I still am very hesitant to figure out the site.

Jet,
why hesitant? I like weather underground based on my limited explorations and frequent visits to check the weather.

Jetée 11-13-2009 05:21 PM

Have you seen my bookmarks?

I have over 700 of them, and I am pretty sure over 623 of them I've visited less than 3 times.

I can't compartmentalize my web browsing. It's sad. I sometimes spend upwards of 8 min. staring at the TFP screen, yet I can't give PBS.org or Nat'lGeo.com a quick 10 min. glance over.

I'm too easily 1792 distracted.

BadNick 11-13-2009 07:20 PM

well don't worry, especially now that they discoverd "significant" water on the moon...NASA thinks 25 gallons spewed around upon impact. I'm getting my low gravity board ready. See you in the moon surf

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...oonsurfing.jpg


ps: did you post this previously?...or did I find this?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...590836db-1.jpg

Jetée 11-13-2009 07:47 PM

I think I posted a tattoo of it, or a ramen soup version as well.

And a t-shirt... it was, what, 5 months ago?

1789 ... I'm trying to listen to this playlist:

Noah and the Whale

of an artist(s) I've never even heard of, but it's taking ages to load.

I'm too insecure to ever want to try and see if I like playlist.com. It's only my first visit.

I've got to get away.

MexicanOnABike 11-14-2009 09:16 AM

1 more nice:
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/q.../NiceeeDan.jpg

Jetée 11-14-2009 09:37 AM

How much force would it take to accomplish that? It's insane.

I'd guess that from 20 paces, you'd need the arm strength of a cannon, or around 235 psi, perhaps moving at a velocity of 499 ft/s.

1785

BadNick 11-14-2009 10:51 AM

To make me feel like I'm going really fast, I have my speedometer recalibrated so when I'm driving 55 miles/hour my speedometer shows 24,587.2 millimeters/second...that seems like almost the speed of light!

Ourcrazymodern? 11-14-2009 11:15 AM

Who drives 55?
That seems quite pedestrian.
I like laying down.

Jetée 11-14-2009 11:34 AM

I hope you watch it.

NFL Videos: Dolphins 30, Jets 25

I have no vested interest in any of these teams and I am 2 weeks late, but I thought (from the overview and box score) that this was a great game.

That bootleg spike was unreal. Everybody was in disbelief.

It is very disheartening not being able to watch NFL games live. :(
I like defensive football alot, and there's not much of that being shown in any highlights.

BadNick 11-14-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2728737)
Who drives 55?...

true...I didn't want to post a bad example for the kiddies watching.

I rarely drive under 80mph, which is almost faster than the speed of light!

80 mph = 35,763.2 millimeters per second

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 04:01 PM

Your speedo's out.....

80 mph = 128.74752 kph
or 128,747,520 mm
divide that by 60 (min) equals 2,145,792 mm per second ?


or am I wrong?
discuss.....

strangely, a google of 80mph to ? mm/s equals your 35,762.2.... ?


Crap. I just googled 128.74752 kph into mm/s and again got 35,762.2.... ?


oh woe is me....

Jetée 11-14-2009 04:03 PM

I hadn't even heard of this song before two hours ago, and guess what?
I heard it on a podcast I was listening to this afternoon, not just a random thought encounter from the discussion in this thread.

I Can't Drive 55 by Sammy Hagar Songfacts

ring 11-14-2009 04:43 PM

In five more years and I will be 55.

Whoopee.

seamaiden 11-14-2009 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2728808)
In five more years and I will be 55.

Whoopee.

Will that bring you freedom?

ring 11-14-2009 04:55 PM

From menopause,
yes.

BadNick 11-14-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2 (Post 2728796)
...or am I wrong?
discuss.....strangely, a google of 80mph to ? mm/s equals your 35,762.2.... ?


Crap. I just googled 128.74752 kph into mm/s and again got 35,762.2.... ?


oh woe is me....

Zook, my good man,
Oh how I wish you were right since 2,145,792 mm per second would make me feel like I was going even faster than the fastest light!!!!

But not to worry, bud. Being a highly trained professional engineer who had way too many courses in physics and dynamics of motion, I theorize that you merely did not take proper account of your inertial frame of reference. As you will recall, water spins the wrong way as it goes down the drain in the southern hemisphere, where you are in Australia, and the resultant forces cause a twisting of space-time that led to your honest miscalculation.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...phmmpersec.jpg

Jetée 11-14-2009 05:08 PM

There is no such thing as freedom anymore. It has become bureacracized and shackled onto the babes.

(except for Wyoming, Montakota, and Norway. Certain parts of New Zealand, too.)

BadNick 11-14-2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2728808)
In five more years and I will be 55.

Whoopee.

Most Happy Premature Birthday, ring deary.

Following the great wisdom and example of our government :thumbsup: I took poetic liberty with their slogan and changed it to:

"stay alive until you're 55"

and now I am a shining example of how my slogan actually works since I have surpassed that exaulted pinnacle.

I'm now working on 75: "don't be jive, live to 75"

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To aid in my living goal, my other slogan is "eat fishies and live all your wishies" so I had this for dinner tonight...no need to go there, my honorable nonsense friends, but I also posted this pic in the food section in the "what are you eating right frickin' now" thread

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rolls005-1.jpg

Jetée 11-14-2009 05:15 PM

So, I have to give up "jiveness" to live until I'm 75? Why? So, I can rot away in my barcalounger and live on cranberry sauce? No thanks.

I'll aim for 68, then I'll try to conquer and "mistakenly" doom the world by the time I'm 72.
I'm not lying when I say I want to cause destruction. I also want to learn how to mold statues.

1782

BadNick 11-14-2009 05:23 PM

Jet, are you a Republican?

MexicanOnABike 11-14-2009 05:29 PM

i found out that I still hate that place.

Jetée 11-14-2009 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2728823)
Jet, are you a Republican?

What constitutes a Republican? 1780

BadNick 11-14-2009 05:50 PM

I'm not sure...let's find one and interrogate


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