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Jetée 11-14-2009 05:55 PM

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Look what I just found serendipitously as I was searching for a porn star:

2009 NFL - Denver Broncos at San Diego Chargers (34-23) - October 19, 2009



This was the catalyst: Lela Star
(she's a looker ain't she? too bad she doesn't look like this anymore :( )

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Jetée 11-14-2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2728834)
I'm not sure...let's find one and interrogate

Did you watch the video above? Or did I post it in 'take 2'?

What's your team, Nick? Just the Eagles? No double-dipping in the AFC??

BadNick 11-14-2009 06:03 PM

Just the Eagles, Mr. Jet. And as I mentioned before, due to my lack of sports knowledge, if not for my family giving me clues, I could barely name a few guys on the team, and a couple coaches.

How come Lela doesn't look like that anymore? I did make an effort to find that information, but all I found out was that "...Star performed her first anal scene in her second release under the contract, Pinup Perversions..."

Jetée 11-14-2009 06:10 PM

What kind of perverted google settings do you have? Your follow-up researchings always amaze me.

I don't know why she changed her appearance. Industry, I guess. Telling her that she needs bigger breasts and fuller lips to "sell" herself.

Then again, I don't watch much banging. I haven't seen Miss Lela in nearly 4 years.

BadNick 11-14-2009 06:24 PM

She's cute in the pic above...and I won't say anything negative since she might be somebody's mom, or daughter for sure.

Jetée 11-14-2009 06:38 PM

That's good. When I was a youngster, I despised pornography. Now, I'm ambivalent about it, until I hear of horror stories from the actors, then I get abit irritated. I much prefer "fine photography". (for whatever reason, i don't have the patience to sit through a video "story" that ends up in copulation).

After searching for the newest "linkage" in the other thread, I happened to click on one of the other links at the bottom; this is what I came up with...

Photo Fun - Sexy or Sleazy Image Game - LIFE

(btw: my first ever visit to Time Life's site. How bizarre is that, given that I already hold around 120 different bookmarked forums, sites, blogs, and search engines dedicated towards photography, solely?)

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 07:46 PM

I see, so I was anti clockwise... that was the error........ :)

Jetée 11-14-2009 07:57 PM

You need to counter that effect by wearing your wristwatch on the opposite (left) hand.

1777

“You are now aware that you cannot say “Irish Wristwatch”

http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksy...ifddo1_500.jpg

Faceless Wristwatch - Neato

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 08:10 PM

but I don't wear a watch?????????????????????????????????????????

Jetée 11-14-2009 08:22 PM

No wonder your calculations were lacking.

Get yourself one of these, STAT:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2180/...a35847fa89.jpg

It's a watch! It's a robot! It's a calculator! So exciting! This must be what James Bond feels like.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3438/...df55c24f27.jpg

Goes great with anything, and always in style! You'll be one step closer to modeling all over the world with one!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1028/...1657a85086.jpg

And with that new chic career and fame, you'll find women! Just flinging themselves at you! Them, and their nice, ergonomic BOOBS! It's yours for the taking!

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 08:25 PM

My watch:


Yes, it looks just like this one.........



http://www.fonearena.com/photos/albu...nokia-3315.jpg

Jetée 11-14-2009 08:29 PM

hm, that's multitask-oriented. nice.

But always within your pocket, right?

You can always make your own, if inclined:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/24...361766bf30.jpg

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 09:13 PM

yep, it's a pocket watch, that is also a communication device, and a message delivery portal, and a scientific calculation machine, and it even has some other functions, such as the entertainment group, which has 4, yes, you heard right folks, 4, single user muti-challenging, strategy developing programs, sometimes also called games....

BadNick 11-14-2009 09:20 PM

I know at first site this might seem a bit large, but considering it is a Hewlett Packard 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference atomic clock wrist watch, size is a small price to pay for such a trendy time piece.

Please note that you cannot go swimming, take a bath or shower with it on...but who would do that anyway?

The watch keeps time to a few nanoseconds per day. The attractive display is based on 7-segment red LED technology. Batteries are included (they last about 45 minutes but are rechargeable). AC adapter included. There are no adjustments for daylight saving time; however the clock does handle leap seconds and keeps track of the [Modified Julian] date. This HP wristwatch includes 5/10 MHz and 1 PPS outputs. An internal keypad is used to set the date and time. Not waterproof nor even water resistant.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ist-5071a1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ist-5071a3.jpg

Jetée 11-14-2009 09:35 PM

this is a great conversation we have stumbled upon. a few years ago, I had this magazine called "Car and Driver". I liked it very much. But, besides the superb content of the publication, there was an advertisement within the pages. It was that of an atomic, perfectly-timed, galaxial, E=Mc squared sort of watch. Infallible. I wanted to buy it. Only $99.95! It wasn't particularly stylish at all, but having human's absolute measure of time and space on this habitable rock? I'd have 3% more power than anybody else around me at any time I wore this thing!

By the way, Nick, I found your site: First Atomic Clock Wristwatch

I can't find the ad on the internet right now: give me some time to sleep on it, and in the morning, I'll ruffle through my shoeboxes and see if I can find the page. I'm pretty sure I kept it all these years, just waiting for the time I might get a landline and a credit card (neither have yet come to fruition).

Zooksport2 11-14-2009 10:47 PM

http://delightin.files.wordpress.com...echnology2.jpg

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/Wristw...NO_468x331.jpg

MexicanOnABike 11-14-2009 11:52 PM

watch this! it's the best watch!

Zooksport2 11-15-2009 12:28 AM

http://www.uniquedaily.com/wp-conten...ator-watch.jpg

BadNick 11-15-2009 08:58 AM

sundial ....solar is so trendy! and never needs batteries...at least for the next forseeable 4 billion years til the sun blows up

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...04/sundial.jpg

cdwonderful 11-15-2009 09:02 AM

bunch of tree loving crybabies, that what I see............

BadNick 11-15-2009 09:14 AM

hey Chris ....smart as a tree in Ohio: Oops! Bruce Springsteen greets concert crowd with 'Hello Ohio!' ... but he was in Michigan

genuinegirly 11-15-2009 09:28 AM

The world is happy today. Big blue and green houses, bright yellow leaves, sticks of trees that fade into the wintering sky

MexicanOnABike 11-15-2009 09:33 AM

507. just a few more.

Jetée 11-15-2009 11:15 AM

More Accurate than Einstein's Theory
 
hey, it's the exact page I'm reading this from, except without the tangible ruffles, or creases.

Popular Mechanics - Google Books

BadNick 11-15-2009 12:17 PM

ein stein = one rock ...not a well known fact that Einstein played acoustic bass in a German rock band

Zooksport2 11-15-2009 02:24 PM

http://www.smithonline.id.au/images/Derby_GiantBoab.jpg


Derby's prison tree

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_skoREZO1xU..._Australia.jpg

BadNick 11-15-2009 05:30 PM

I would so like to hug that tree!!!

MexicanOnABike 11-15-2009 06:36 PM

that is a cool tree!

BadNick 11-15-2009 07:17 PM

is that a baobab tree? I think it is.

I remember studying geography in elementary school like 50+ years ago and wondering what the hell is a baobab tree.

MexicanOnABike 11-15-2009 08:39 PM

looks like it.

BadNick 11-15-2009 09:18 PM

keep pedaling, dude...we're getting there.

Zooksport2 11-16-2009 12:59 AM

Both are Boabs.
The bottom one is the prison tree, used as a temory jail, when transporting prisoners in the day of horse and cart.

The Australian Aboriginal legend of the Boab Tree:

"When the tree God created the Boab Tree it was to be the most beautiful of all trees in the universe, with the most beautiful flowers and bearing the juiciest fruit. But as the tree grew to maturity its flowers were mediocre and its fruit had a bad odour and tasted vile. The Tree God became so angry that he yanked the Boab out of the ground and slammed it back in the earth upside down and that is why today, when you see a Boab tree, it looks as if its roots are growing up in the air." Adansonia gregorii - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

BadNick 11-16-2009 06:24 AM

hmmm, stick to rugby and beer

MexicanOnABike 11-16-2009 07:42 AM

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updated. see where we are now. Enjoy!

BadNick 11-16-2009 12:15 PM

I see an encouraging trend there as long as I don't put too much emphasis on the last couple weeks of leveling off. What's with that?...I thought we were doing better.

I may have to resort to even stupider useless posts than I've been doing...if that's even possible.

Jetée 11-16-2009 01:10 PM

It's because the difference was only a mere 3 weeks, whereas the rest of the incremental status along the graph showed a diff. of 3 months (Jan. to April) and then 6 months (April to Oct.)

Not very standard, but it gets the point across. 1779

ring 11-16-2009 01:30 PM

MOAB's graph-
looks like two snakes, ready for a rumble.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...4815_21-FB.jpg

Zooksport2 11-16-2009 01:48 PM

http://www.landers.co.uk/Images/sexy%20snake.jpg

MexicanOnABike 11-16-2009 02:42 PM

you don';t like my graphs!? i'll make a better one then.

ring 11-16-2009 02:47 PM

Your graphs are so excellently rendered, that our facilitating creative minds,
help them to leap off the page, man.

Yep.


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