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Old 08-10-2009, 07:27 AM   #18721 (permalink)
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New Fall Fashion!

I mean, page. (that was weird)
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:28 AM   #18722 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:28 AM   #18723 (permalink)
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ahhh, beautiful green!!!, ring. Jet, did you jump the gun on the next page thing?

"window" reminded me of Bob Dylan

Go away from my window
Leave at your own chosen speed
I'm not the one you want babe
I'm not the one you need


"remind..." reminded me of Jane Siberry...I love Jane Siberry and wish she was at my window...I loved my dog, too...I'll try to have that remind me of Jane


Everything Reminds Me of My Dog
everything reminds me of my dog
the guy in the store reminds me of my dog
telephones remind me of my dog...yoohoo
taxicabs remind me too

if you remind me of my dog
we'll probably git along little doggie
git along git along little doggie git a...

smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog
(better let them know you're friendly)
the way people dress reminds me too
pissing on their favourite tree
sad things remind me of my dog
cockroaches and other insects
remind me too, don't eat them
the blank expression of the little boy
with thick glasses who picks
himself up from the sidewalk
and stands there blinking in the sun
ho oh!

if you remind me of my dog
we'll probably git along little doggie
git along git along little doggie git a...

like the man on the subway
sitting across from me
and every time I looked at him he smiled
and by the time
I got to the end of the subway line
I 'd given him at least ...oh...25 cookies

guys in bars remind me of my dog
the way it takes you so long
to choose the perfect table

if you remind me of my dog
we'll probably git along little doggie
git along git along little doggie git a...

me and my ferocious dog
we're walking down the street
and everyone we meet says
"ach yer a goot doogie !...
"ach yer a goot doogie!..."
"ach yer a goot doogie!..."

except when we go for a walk
to get the Sunday paper
I stand there and read the headlines
he reads the wind
sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs
I hate it when he does that- I feel so dumb
what? what? I say

everything reminds me of my dog
beautiful things
sunsets remind me of my dog
Gina go to your window
Einstein reminds me of me dog
I want to pat his fluffy head
this whole world reminds me of my dog
my dog reminds me of this whole world
do I remind you of a dog? (thump thump)
I do? (faster thump thump)
skyscrapers remind me of my dog
sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit
guys in red cameros too
it's getting to be a habit
artists remind me of my dog
staking out their originality on the nearest tree
old folks remind me of my dog
my dog reminds old people of their dogs
(Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead)
Gina says I remind her of the dog
the that way I just did that
golfers teeing off remind me of my dog
the way he sits by me and shifts on his front paws

what is it you want? look at it...
do you want to go for a walk? do you want a cookie?
do you want me to dial the number for you?
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:29 AM   #18724 (permalink)
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I think I may adore Fall Freshness even more...
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:29 AM   #18725 (permalink)
 
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You'd be good at hopping trains I imagine.

So, I know it's almost fall because I heard my first cicada a week ago.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:31 AM   #18726 (permalink)
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Ah, deprived of a "three-peat"... I am now to be referred to as Bob Burnquist for the remainder of this month.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:31 AM   #18727 (permalink)
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hey, how did that happen? ...Jet, you peat'ed it!
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:33 AM   #18728 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:33 AM   #18729 (permalink)
 
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Hey, Bob.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:36 AM   #18730 (permalink)
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Not bad. (I stopped watching those 'X-Games' spectacles a few years back, but I still watch PTI, and so, as they tell me, Bob did not win the "Big Air Contest" for the third year running.)


This is my only victory.

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Old 08-10-2009, 07:43 AM   #18731 (permalink)
 
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sour cream is an excellent condiment on cold pizza
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:43 AM   #18732 (permalink)
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ring reminded me to keep an eye out for cicadas, since my turtle loves to devour them...she's been a bit too moody lately and this past Saturday she popped out another egg so I hope she gets back to her normal aggressive self...a few cicadas buzzing around in her terraquarium might do it, I hope.
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Old 08-10-2009, 07:45 AM   #18733 (permalink)
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i said I wouldn't do this...

You're funny.
I don't understand,
but you are.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:08 AM   #18734 (permalink)
 
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I'm moody, because my egg-makers are no longer functioning.
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:37 AM   #18735 (permalink)
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(You're welcome, ring, my dear.) Ahh, peach pie....


---------- Post added at 12:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:32 PM ----------

Quote:
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I'm moody, because my egg-makers are no longer functioning.
I have often thought that human reproduction needs to be revamped, at least on the female plumbing side. See if this strikes you as a solution: Once a year, any woman who wants to have children may take a luxury cruise with her man to a beach on a sheltered coast with sandy beaches. Given that this is a luxury cruise for the purposes of reproduction it can be taken as given that fertilization will occur on the journey. The Boat anchors some distance off the shore, and all women who have been successfully fertilized dive into the water, swim to the beach, then bury their egg or eggs in the sand. The next year, some weeks later, she takes a second cruise, and the babies swim out to the boat.

What do you think? Worth me writing up a grant proposal?
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:49 AM   #18736 (permalink)
 
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I like the word, 'clutch.'
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:53 AM   #18737 (permalink)
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Well, here's two guys who can do things with their clutches
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:06 AM   #18738 (permalink)
 
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Hey, that was Charlatan's avatar for a spell.
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:56 AM   #18739 (permalink)
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Last time I posted,
another message appeared,
"Unclear, unlikely"

(& I just had such fun in the bath!)
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:03 PM   #18740 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:41 PM   #18741 (permalink)
 
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another one bites the dust... Hmmm. dust.
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:00 PM   #18742 (permalink)
 
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It's time for a page or two,
devoted to, dust bunnies.
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:05 PM   #18743 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:35 PM   #18744 (permalink)
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I love those loving.
I can't help my fucking self,
I have to do so.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:30 AM   #18745 (permalink)
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Dharma symbol: 17. Longing



Zodiac sign: Pisces
Chakra: Hara at the back
Contemplation: Look at the picture with a relaxed gaze and contemplate: What are you longing for?
Where is it? Do you want it?
The mantra for the figure is “You are your goal”.
The green and the red colour are complimentary colours to each other.
The background colour has the mantra “Neglect”.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:33 AM   #18746 (permalink)
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more of those please, BadNick.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:42 AM   #18747 (permalink)
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Painfully aware
doesn't strike me as aware.
It is just us here.
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:00 AM   #18748 (permalink)
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There is no just us
all consciousness is one
we are all there is
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:39 AM   #18749 (permalink)
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more of those please, BadNick.
I can only humble myself to your request since I am not an expert on these matters. But I can search and find stuff and try to make sense (or nonsense) of it.
If I feel the inside of my ears tickling, I'll know we're thinking along the same lines. For example, see here: The Path of Dharma | Starbridge Counselling Centre

Dharma symbol: 14. Seeing



Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Chakra: Hara at the front
Contemplation: Look at the picture with a relaxed gaze and ask yourself: What don’t you want to see?
The mantra for the eye is “I see nothing but God”.
The background colour has the mantra “Attachment”.
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:45 AM   #18750 (permalink)
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You've reminded me of one of my seldom-used Opera Widgets, aptly-entitled "Buddist Thought of the Day", because, why else, they supply you with a new Buddist saying and quote for each passing day.


"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood." - Buddha ...
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Old 08-11-2009, 11:51 AM   #18751 (permalink)
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some of those meditative verses seem to fill me with energy....but I generally don't like blood and killing...though being a widget freak I really like the cool knife in my pocket which I had to learn how to handle extra carefully since I cut myself with it the first couple times I popped it open.
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:26 PM   #18752 (permalink)
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With all this Buddhistry going around, methinks this might be appropriate here:
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:39 PM   #18753 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:49 PM   #18754 (permalink)
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The story of the twelve animals

How and when the twelve animals became recognized and designated as the animals of each consecutive years are not officially known. But the following folk legend is the most popular one.

When I find the story of the race, I'll post it, but this is the truncated version of the "cheating" mouse, not necessarily the one about the "lazy" cat, friend of the "crafty" mouse.


ACT I - A Demand for Respect One day the Four Celestial Generals came to see Emperor Sakra (the King of Heavens in Buddhism, some Chinese called him Jade Emperor) and reported, "Your Majesty, there is a group of animals protesting outside the Heavenly Gate demanding respect." "What is going on?" asked Emperor Sakra. "Bring their representatives in. I like to hear what they say." "Yes, your Majesty" replied the Celestial Generals and soon they returned with a mouse, an ox and a monkey." "Your Majesty." said the animal representatives. "We demand respect from human beings." "Why?" "Because we animals provide human beings with food, milk, clothing, transportation, work and recreation. We plow their fields, pull their carts, watch their houses, sing to them and give them companionship. Therefore, we demand recognition and respect from human beings." "OK. Your request is granted" said the King of Heavens. "The Lord Buddha is the teacher of all sentient beings in the Universe. Now he is sick and you should all visit Him. I now give the decree that the first ten animals that go to see Him on the coming New Year Day will be named the animals of the consecutive years. Now, you go to tell everyone in the Animal Kingdom." So off they went. The mouse would inform all the household animals, the ox, all the farm animals and the monkey, all the animals in the wild, that the Lord Buddha was sick and everyone would visit Him to pay tribute, right on midnight of the coming New Year Eve.

ACT II - The Mouse Cheated the Cat Time had come on New Year Eve. The cat came home from a big New Year Eve party and was very tired. He asked the mouse, "I am very tired. I like to sleep for a while before I go to see the Lord Buddha. Can I trust you to wake me up so that we can go together?" "Sure" said the mouse. "Trust me. Otherwise, I would not tell you of this big occasion at all." Then the cat went to his bed and soon was sound asleep. It was now a few moments away from midnight and the mouse thought, "If I go by myself, I will have one less competitor." So off he went without bothering waking up the cat.

ACT III - At the Temple As everybody was waiting outside the Temple, the Celestial Generals arrived to make sure everything was in order and to act as referees. They would report back to Emperor Sakra the result of this competition. Buddha's senior student Ananda was responsible for recording the winning animals. When everybody was ready, one of the Celestial Generals shouted out the order in military fashion, "ARE YOU READY? NOW!! GO!!" Off everybody went in the race. The ox was a very strong animal because he used to plow the land for human beings, so he was leading all the way. "How can I win the race? I am no match for the ox. I have to do some trick." thought the mouse. And he jumped onto the ox and climbed all the way to the horn. When the ox arrived, the mouse jumped down and immediately paid tribute to the Buddha. Ananda had no choice but to give the mouse a first, followed by the ox. Soon, all the other eight animals arrived in the following order: tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey and rooster. And Ananda wrote down all the ten animals in his report. "STOP!!" shouted the Celestial Generals " We have ten animals already!" But Ananda wrote in such a hurry and excitement that he put down DOG instead of STOP in his hand writing. "We have enough animals! Would you stop writing PLEASE?!" shouted the Celestial Generals. But, in an excitement, Ananda put down PIG instead of PLEASE. Seeing this, the Celestial Generals rushed over to Ananda and took the report from him. When daylight arrived, the Celestial Generals took the report and returned to the Heavenly Palace. "Oh Well" said Emperor Sakra, on reading the report. "Since there are twelve animals paying tribute to the Lord Buddha. I will decree that all of them will be named animals of each year from now onwards." And from then onward, each of the the twelve animals is designated for each year in the Buddhist calendar.

ACT IV - The Mouse Deserves Punishment for his Cheating Back home the cat asked the mouse, "When are we going to see the Lord Buddha?" "You slept like a log." replied the mouse. "Everyone went, and I am the winner!" On hearing this, the cat was furious. "You cheater!" He jumped upon the mouse and killed him. From then onwards, all the cats in the world will try to catch and kill the mouse whenever possible.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:09 PM   #18755 (permalink)
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dat dirty rat!
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:42 PM   #18756 (permalink)
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Last time I went to look here,
the animals communicated well,
but the dog looked at me, like...
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:50 PM   #18757 (permalink)
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CMAQUEST: An Infotainment and Magazine Blog: The Cat of The Chinese Zodiac

I might have to transcribe the true story of where I read this legend, perhaps tomorrow in the morning.


Here is the abridged version of the tale I am familiar with:

The Emperor (and/or the Buddha at the time) decide upon their infallible and omniscient royal whim of fancies to hold a contest; a race, and invites all the animals of the time to participate.

The cat and the mouse were good friends and neighbors that time. When the two animals heard the news they both become excited and the cat told the mouse that they should wake up early in order to be the ones who would be signed in first. The cat asked the mouse to wake him up because he usually wakes up late. The rat promised that he would wake up the cat early and they would go together.

The next morning the mouse was too excited and forgot his promised to the cat and immediately proceeded to the gathering place where he met tiger, the rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, the rooster, the dog and the pig which run a lot more faster. In order not to be left behind he thought of a good idea. He approached the straight forward ox and promised him that he would sing him a song if the ox allows him to carry him. The Ox and the rat arrived first but the mouse slid in front of the ox and became the first one to be enlisted on the twelve chose animals. The other animals followed and the twelve animals were complete.

Meanwhile, the cat was too late when it finally arrived, the selections were over. This is the reason why the cat hates the mice so much that every time they meet, the cat will always chase and kill the mouse.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:22 AM   #18758 (permalink)
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Mouse Police Never Sleeps.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:00 AM   #18759 (permalink)
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after being such a rat, why do they have a "year of the mouse"?

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Old 08-12-2009, 04:01 AM   #18760 (permalink)
 
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Time for sand tray play:

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