Every once in a while
I think of Jetée
and that little mark on his middlee
wherethefuckishe?

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Her husband replies, "Well, Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

who is jetέe? sudden nostalgia often means foreshadowing in stories

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

and so nick stabbed him.....

you are?! odd.

too messy and up close....I couldn't do that except under attack and he was peaceful.

I am remembering correctly that you guys had some tension? Tension happens and sometimes we can get past it, sometimes not.

"Say g'night Gracie."

oops, I meant to say Gracie says goodnight.

Tonight I will dream in warm sepia tones.

pechanga casino is too long a drive, but my grandma really wanted to go so...casino-time,
T-T i missed lost

A-A i drank lots

Whether you want to know the difference between Boyle's Law and Charles's Law or not, I got a kick out of these little animations so here they are...I was studying science with my kid yesterday over a nice cool beer.

Boyle
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...w_animated.gif

Charles
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...aw_animate.gif

these .gif's are not even close to safe for work

http://http://i253.photobucket.com/a...ile0008-39.jpg


Which image code are you all using from Photo bucket?
The one I used to use brings on the rexed.
Has something changed there, or is it here?

OMFG NSFW

OMFG ...IT IS WORK!!!!


...since I am an engineer :)
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ring,
when I look at the "properties" of your red "X" I see:

http://http//i253.photobucket.com/al...ile0008-39.jpg

...which you'll notice has that redundant "http" and that won't work. I think if you simply remove the second http// it will be OK, like this:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ile0008-39.jpg

Heck, Nick, you're way to amusing to be an engineer. Unless you're an engineer in training.
Remember, creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation, which is why engineers tend to smell a bit.

Top,
I shoulda been an artist...but then I'd be even more poor than I am now :( Otherwise, you probably know that an engineer is always in training...new things are constantly being discovered that we need to know to do our jobs. Currently I am looking for a way to ride a surfboard on a gravity wave, and the massive government funding for such a project.

Regarding smelly engineers, I think I used to smell a bit, but now my two boys spray up the whole house with Axe body spray and other teenage odor covers/girl attractants and the residual vapors keep me smelling like a french whore engineer....before my second-hand deodorizing maybe it was more like a german whore engineer....but an engineer nonetheless.

Engineers are smelly? Phew, you don't hang out with enough chemists. Try mixing BO with xylene. Trust me, it's not fun.

This odor combination is also quite popular at the Friday night drag races...smelly car guys at the track right from work, blended with high octane liquids.

so BOC8H10 (C6H4C2H6) is a real stinker? I mean I figured it would be an aromatic, but over and above?

Hmm. Who knew.
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I should have been an actor, but I wound up here. Here being an all purpose spreadsheet herder and Number Farmer for projects I'm not cleared to know the name of. Nice and abstract, and nothing I wasn't prepared for by 6th grade. Gotta love going through DifEqs in college and wondering 20 years later if you're going to be able to get it back in time to teach your kids Calc 1 in high school.

People tell me I should be an artist, a brewer, a web designer, a radio guy, or, Dog forfend, a teacher. I don't like what I do, but it gives me the money to do what I like.

My sparring partners in Martial arts (for lack of a better term. We didn't do sparring. Three other guys more or less my size. The Rhino Brothers.) were all engineers - Mech, Civil, and Environmental. If creativity is 99% persperation, I pity their coworkers. The didn't get to give it back. I did. :D

I wish I had gills.

i wish i had pills

Heckuva species:
Constantly producing more
New Wave components.

id rather fly

do it high. but don't crash!

mornin folks! i want some denny's
http://z.hubpages.com/u/29426_f260.jpg

one extra dry double cappuccino and I'm good to go

Gills and Wings

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...-3-blue373.gif

My connections, unbridled, extend far beyond my boundaries
& continue wanting more.

(One week from today
my darlin' & I will meet
& have a good time.)

16-5=9±0

I can hardly wait!

"Neither rain nor snow,
nor sleet nor dark of night,
shall stay this courted one,
from the swift completion
of her appointed mission."

I can barely wait!

Evenin' folks! I still want some more Denny's
http://www.gawker.com/assets/resourc...04/dennys.jpeg

Denny's reminds me of chowing down after a night on the town,
when I was 25, 25 years ago.

I loved their breaded veal cutlet and mashed potatoes.

it really is the best place to eat when you're messed up; you can just point at the menu

Choices are decisive decisions.

I bear this in mind:
Memory is like compost;
renewed nutrients.

OCM, that's a really apt simile.
Memory is like compost. It takes the dregs, orts, and leavings of experience and accumulates them where they blend and become a melange in which individual items blur, but which becomes fertile ground for cognition.
Well done!

Yes, yes indeed.

He has written so many insightful, witty, passionate, and beautiful haikus.
I would love to to see them published someday.

I need to get laid.