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carrot glace 01-18-2009 11:30 PM

i dont watch 24, but i probably should

BadNick 01-19-2009 07:44 AM

TV sucks....I hate TV...mostly.

However, the picture on my new flat panel widescreen HD TV is almost breathtaking...I mean if I was taking breaths it would be.


Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2585120)
I hate how when you tell someone you don't know much about computers, then they see you with a PDA, they assume you know EVERYTHING.

Why must my miniature, out-of-date voice-recording Dell lead to such extreme misunderstanding?


ahhhh, that's life :no: Perhaps someone nearby can comfort you, dear.

Esoteric 01-19-2009 07:51 AM

I want a Blackberry Storm, but I also want to wait and see what other phones come out.
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME VERIZON, WHY?

What the hell number are we on?

ring 01-19-2009 10:43 AM

In the year 2525
Zager and Evans
Reached #1 in July of 1969

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive they may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doing that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a comin' He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgement day

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again woh oh

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's takin everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin woh oh

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through

But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find......

biznatch 01-19-2009 11:58 AM

Dadadadedededodododuhduh

highdro69 01-19-2009 05:23 PM

A string quartet did a Mars Volta tribute. It is fire.

BadNick 01-19-2009 08:40 PM

I need a new one...searching...how about parsing?

Lon >> Legends of Norrath

Gest >> Galactic Exoplanet Survey Telescope GEST

ring 01-20-2009 12:10 PM

I saw eight or nine people spooning on the lawn this morning.

genuinegirly 01-20-2009 01:56 PM

Too cold here for that this morning. Snow spooning? Not for me.

carrot glace 01-20-2009 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2585669)
I saw eight or nine people spooning on the lawn this morning.

wonder if thats the record...

MexicanOnABike 01-20-2009 04:51 PM

we're at 26!!!!!!!!!!

BadNick 01-20-2009 05:31 PM

27!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you guys all talking about the same kind of spooning, and if so, what is it?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...uys_113_M4.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-20-2009 05:55 PM

(ILTF(ork))

Thoughts less like plastic
than the goo they arise from
get written in stone.

(16÷4)-1=3

carrot glace 01-20-2009 11:33 PM

28!!!
forking+spooning=sporking?

MexicanOnABike 01-21-2009 04:00 AM

hmm. sporking. i have 29 of those.

BadNick 01-21-2009 04:46 AM

30 has always been a lucky number for me...it really has. My bday is June 30 but I don't believe in numerology, but it still seemed to work out that way.

Tophat665 01-21-2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace (Post 2585917)
28!!!
forking+spooning=sporking?

Now that's a sexual position I can get behind.

ring 01-21-2009 10:02 AM

"Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe it's true.

It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin' tells me
It's all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo."

highdro69 01-21-2009 04:11 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/...97d426566e.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-21-2009 06:39 PM

32 is what we're saying.

BadNick 01-21-2009 06:47 PM

33 <<< a palindrome!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ePalindrom.jpg

MexicanOnABike 01-21-2009 06:57 PM

3 times 11 equals 33. this is where we're at.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-21-2009 07:13 PM

I forgot to take my vitamins...

Misplacing instincts
won't profit anybody...
I respond to mine.

34

((1-6)+4)-2=-3

carrot glace 01-22-2009 02:36 AM

35, omg, everyone see lost? nice first ep of the season

BadNick 01-22-2009 04:56 AM

TV sucks even on a 36 incher

ring 01-22-2009 10:38 AM

The Ballad of Lucy Jordan
Marianne Faithfull

The morning sun touched lightly on
the eyes of Lucy Jordan
In a white suburban bedroom
in a white suburban town

And she lay there neath the covers
dreaming of a thousand lovers
til the world turned to orange
and the room went spinning round

At the age of 37
she realized she'd never ride
through Paris in a sports car
with the warm wind in her hair
So she let the phone keep ringing
as she sat there softly singing
pretty nursery rhymes she'd memorized
in her Daddy's easy chair

Her husband he's off to work
and the kids are off to school
and there were oh so many ways
for her to spend her days

She could clean the house for hours
or rearrange the flowers
or run naked through the shady street
screaming all the way

At the age of 37
she realized she'd never ride
through Paris in a sports car
with the warm wind in her hair
So she let the phone keep ringing
as she sat there softly singing
pretty nursery rhymes she'd memorized
in her Daddy's easy chair

The evening sun touched gently on
the eyes of Lucy Jordan
on the rooftop where she climbed
when all the laughter grew too loud

And she bowed and curtsied to the man
who reached and offered her his hand
and he led her down to the long white car
that waited past the crowd

At the age of 37
she knew she'd found forever
as she rode along through Paris
with the warm wind in her hair

carrot glace 01-22-2009 12:27 PM

38, 48162342, haha

MexicanOnABike 01-22-2009 04:39 PM

640653 find out what this number is and you win.

BadNick 01-22-2009 08:38 PM

? ...http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...isc/640653.jpg

? ...or 640653 Bc in Courtenay on Vancouver Island?

carrot glace 01-23-2009 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike (Post 2586653)
640653 find out what this number is and you win.

ur lock combination?
no, they dont go that high...
640-653, 64-06-53, hmm, no idea, sorry

ring 01-23-2009 09:12 AM

I doctored my own eye.

Esoteric 01-23-2009 02:12 PM

Eye am a doctor.

highdro69 01-23-2009 02:13 PM

i doctored my third eye and oh by the by the dye died on fried plantanes while sky high highs contained lies that maintained fries

Esoteric 01-23-2009 02:16 PM

Fried plantains??!!??!?!


DELICIOUS!

highdro69 01-23-2009 02:25 PM

gotcha bitch

MexicanOnABike 01-23-2009 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike (Post 2586653)
640653 find out what this number is and you win.

it's the post #: 16428 x the number we were at.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2009 06:22 PM

16436

Hell, I got nothin'.
What numbers will not give us
might make more nonsense.

carrot glace 01-23-2009 11:13 PM

16438,
i am here, on a friday night, with no boobs, i mean, c'mon!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2009 11:42 PM

16-4-3=9

At least you have your helmet.

MexicanOnABike 01-24-2009 07:18 AM

Here's a couple of boobies for you!! enjoy! they're pretty nice.

















https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/e...es/boobies.jpg


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