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MexicanOnABike 01-11-2009 06:18 AM

with milk?

Esoteric 01-11-2009 07:34 AM

Eyes intrigue me.

genuinegirly 01-11-2009 10:20 AM

no milk, but a touch of butter.

ring 01-11-2009 11:24 AM

A fragile sensitivity is necessary for empathy.

Yes......the years of rice and salt,
I remember them.

BadNick 01-11-2009 11:26 AM

Rice with a tad of butter AND a big drizzle of olive oil...my real good batch of olive oil. I like rice with/on/under almost anything...I'm ricey. Milk I only do for rice pudding dessert...with ground cinnamon, maybe a few raisins; last time I macerated some mint leaves into my rice pudding...green and good. I think I'll mix up and cook/fry some dirty rice for dinner tonight.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-11-2009 11:49 AM

Dirty rice is nice;
ambitious sex is better:
Let's get edible.

16326

genuinegirly 01-11-2009 03:52 PM

Minty rice pudding sounds delightful.
Maybe I should start an indoor winter herb garden.
-----Added 11/1/2009 at 07 : 04 : 54-----
chocolate chocolate powerbar after a run - like a brownie yumminess.

MexicanOnABike 01-11-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2582221)
no milk, but a touch of butter.

butter, but no margarine.

carrot glace 01-11-2009 10:01 PM

whats margarine anyway

BadNick 01-12-2009 04:53 AM

Margarine is a plastic goop invented by the huge multi-national oil companies back in the day they were looking for more ways to sell their chemicals; it is sometimes used to provide false satisfaction to an unknowing human who might consume it in place of butter (sorry for those who choose not to, or can't partake of butter).

MexicanOnABike 01-12-2009 05:56 AM

yes. and that is why butter is better.

highdro69 01-12-2009 10:10 AM

Do you recall it's name
As it suggested beck and call
This face and heel
Will drag your halo through the mud
Ash of Pompeii

Esoteric 01-12-2009 10:32 AM



Aww hell yeah.

ring 01-12-2009 12:51 PM

Tuesday 2:00 PM:

Oil change.

BadNick 01-12-2009 06:56 PM

Happy Oil Change! ...if that's possible...I think it is for me.

I am also happy to report that Long Island NY is the longest island in the United States.

The Longest Islands in the United States - Peakbagger.com

Also, at Wiki I found Long Island - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia "...The longest island in the contiguous United States, Long Island extends 118 miles (190 km) from New York Harbor, and varies in width from 12 to 23 miles (19 to 37 km) between the northern (Long Island Sound) coast and the southern Atlantic coast..."

Ourcrazymodern? 01-12-2009 07:11 PM

The hauntings
that come from within
are power.

(milk teeth, R & D)

Searching for the holes
in the thing the holes are in
might leave you in one.

Compromised?
Well, yeah, I might be,
but I'm free.

BadNick 01-12-2009 08:13 PM

I want to be more free. If dogs run free then why not we?


If Dogs Run Free by BOB DYLAN
If dogs run free then why not we
Across the swooping plain?
My ears hear a symphony
Of two mules, trains and rain.
The best is always yet to come,
That’s what they explain to me.
Just do you thing, you’ll be king,
If dogs run free

If dogs run free, why not me
Across the swamp of time?
My mind weaves a symphony
And tapestry of rhyme.
Oh, winds which rush my tale to thee
So it may flow and be,
To each his own, it’s all unknown,
If dogs run free

If dogs run free, than what must be,
Must be, and that is all.
True love can make a blade of grass
Stand up straight and tall.
In harmony with the cosmic sea,
True love needs no company,
It can cure the soul, it can make it whole,
If dogs run free.

carrot glace 01-12-2009 10:10 PM

anybody hiring? i'll do anything (anything)

MexicanOnABike 01-13-2009 03:20 AM

I am. Your task is to post the entire alphabet on seperate posts in this thread alone. you have 10 days.

GO!

Zooksport2 01-13-2009 03:38 AM

A?????

what was that????


.

BadNick 01-13-2009 05:57 AM

B????


Quote:

Originally Posted by carrot glace (Post 2582847)
anybody hiring? i'll do anything (anything)


What can you do and where are you?

I got a call a couple days ago for a V.P. of Engineering position in the Houston TX area with a $200 million dollar+ company...I actually used to work for them way back so I wouldn't even consider it, not to mention "Houston" :eek: But the pay would be large six figures.

Longest factoid, at least as of October '05:

Who has the longest nose in the world?

At the annual longest nose competition in Turkey things are not done in a normal fashion. Noses are measured in anchovy bones, but we do not know how many anchovy bones make up 8.8 cm. or 3 1/2 inches.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0Misc/nose.jpg

Mehmet Ozyurek of Turkey nosed out the competition with his 3 1/2 snout to be the proud owner of the world's longest nose.

Update: On October 13 2005 Mehmet Ozyurek has been confirmed as having the world's longest nose.

Congratulations on the winning snout.

highdro69 01-13-2009 12:00 PM

yo, abra cadabra b

Zooksport2 01-13-2009 01:32 PM

Holy crap. Look at the size of that. Someone should check, see if Maddy is in there....



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ring 01-13-2009 01:52 PM

Oil change man said I have bad oil leak from engine somewhere.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Expletive expletive expletive.

BadNick 01-13-2009 01:55 PM

Another longest nose that is even longer....I don't know what evidence there is to support this, but I found info about Thomas Wedders who was alive in the 18th century and his nose was supposedly longer that the Turk's above. Can you imagine nasal sex?...this is supposedly what he looked like:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...thomasnose.jpg

Believe it or not, but the longest nose in world was 19 cm (7.48 inches).

Thomas Wedders (18th century) was the proud owner of this huge nose. The nose earned him a place in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum in Piccadilly Circus.

-----Added 13/1/2009 at 04 : 59 : 15-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2583079)
Oil change man said I have bad oil leak from engine somewhere.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Expletive expletive expletive.


That could be something quite simple, or something major. Good luck, hope it's simple. Any further descriptions or pics showing location of leak or leak residue? Do you know how fast it's leaking?...fill it up and check it every day kinda thing.

ring 01-13-2009 02:18 PM

I wish I knew more about engines.
He said it was hard to tell,
could be a gasket thingie,
or a major block crack....doom doom doom.

I can't get someone to even look at it till early next week,
and I was going to go someplace very special this weekend.

I need a tissue.

MexicanOnABike 01-13-2009 04:28 PM

ya. that's right.

carrot glace 01-13-2009 05:58 PM

c
im in cali, in orange county, dont think i can go to texas

MexicanOnABike 01-13-2009 08:30 PM

D!

carrot glace 01-13-2009 10:07 PM

E!

Ourcrazymodern? 01-14-2009 12:02 AM

1-6-3+5=-1

Ah, ring!
(expletives.)

I regret you won't be coming.

I love you.
-----Added 14/1/2009 at 03 : 26 : 33-----
(1+6-3-5=-1)

carrot glace 01-14-2009 02:24 AM

F!
anyone do a good dating website? i do this every january seems like

ring 01-14-2009 12:20 PM

G,ee, carrot person..when I think about dates I think about figs,
I'm sorry to be of no help.

I haven't been this low, for quite a few whiles.
I'm not done pouting...back to bed I goeth,
deep undercover.

It is very very nice to hear the L word though,
L to all!

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2009 03:13 PM

Hey!

carrot glace 01-14-2009 04:06 PM

I, went back to an older one, and they still remember me, which is nice

BadNick 01-14-2009 05:54 PM

J, K elemento P

...I love saying "elemento" since it reminds me of saying the alphabet when I was very young and didn't really know what I was saying.

Sorry to hear about your car, ring. What good's a car if it can't take you were you want to go?

MexicanOnABike 01-14-2009 07:07 PM

tablo elemento

K!!!

carrot glace 01-14-2009 09:45 PM

L;emenopeee!

highdro69 01-14-2009 10:16 PM

lemon meringue pie?

carrot glace 01-15-2009 12:49 AM

M!, i need to go to sleep


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